Join the Marines!

Discussion in 'America Attacks!' started by Burn, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. Burn

    Burn Member

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    Well, the US military certainly wants new soldiers!

    I recently recieved a small letter in the mail from the US Navy, offering more information and a cool little bag for free.

    OOoh, free. SO yes, I accepted and mailed it back with my address and number and all that really basic stuff. I had no true intention of joining. I'm always curious though. Always. So I just wanted to know.

    That was about a week ago. Yesterday, I recieved a phone call, on the phone it said: "US Govt - Marines ". So, expecting it was them.. I answered the phone.

    Immediately I was thrown into a conversation where I was asked simple questions: Height, weight, age, testing scores. In the end the individual said I was all set to join, and that I met the requirements, then set up a meeting for next monday. Now, throughout this I had only said a handful of words. I was basically being thrown into the whole thing. I told the recruiter that I would need to think about it (I'm not sure if going to the place and asking info would be smart) and for her to call me back.

    When she calls, I plan to simply say I only wanted some more information, and I had no real intentions of joining. Hopefully she'll leave me alone at that.

    But my friends say they are going to nag me now.

    We'll see I guess. But, jeeze, the whole conversation just told me something. You all understand what I mean?
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I get that crap form them in the mail all the time, but I've never sent any of it back... Don't want those shiesty little bastards getting idea you know... :rolleyes:
     
  3. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    You better hope they leave it at that. I get shit for the Army and the Air Force all the time. I just throw it out.
     
  4. Megara

    Megara Banned

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    these people are like jehovah's witnesses...you show them any interest and they nag you 24/7
     
  5. element7

    element7 Random fool

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    They're hitting alot of high schools up heavier too from what I hear.
     
  6. Co0kiezGurl

    Co0kiezGurl Banned

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    yeah, good luck getting them to leave you alone lol. God I remember when I was in my last year of highschool and started getting the calls from the military. I don't even know why they bothered. I just kept telling them no. Plus that ASVAB test they get you to take (that was mandatory at my school btw), I didn't even bother with it. I just kept bubbling in the answer sheet in patterns and alphabetical order and such. I think I was seriously the first person done with it. But yeah, given all that, they still called...all the time...ugh. I wish we'd had caller id, I just wouldn't have answered. My parents said they still call from time to time during the school year...for me and my bro, even though we haven't lived there for a few years during the school year. vultures man.
     
  7. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    the fuckin marines have been callin my house for like 2 weeks trying to recruit my brother and set up meetings. theyre always at my school givin out brochures, key chains, water bottles, army post-its, etc.

    i dont wanna be a marine..but i will take your post-its
     
  8. Burn

    Burn Member

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    Looks like they're in need for more soldiers, obviously. heh

    At least they're not drafting yet.
     
  9. txbarefooter

    txbarefooter Senior Member

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    I was in the steam room at the gym the other day and a guy entered and we started a little chit chat. He said he was the recruiter for the local Army National Guard. I said "cool, I was in the Air Force for 14 years". Then he said "hey I can get you into the guard and you can finish it out and get the years for retirement which will be about $1200 a month".

    I'll be 48 fucking years old in February and he wants me to go into the Army guard ?? They must be really hard up to get people to join if they ask a 40+ year old to join. I am in good shape, but shit the Army ?? I don't think so. then again maybe it was for the geriatric guard. LOL
     
  10. WE1

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    I get e-mails several times a month from the Air Force asking me to join up. They promise me things like getting specialized training in aero space medicine and battlefield trauma. I guess they don't have a clue that I'm 55 years old. And served in the army in 1968 thru 1970.
     
  11. Co0kiezGurl

    Co0kiezGurl Banned

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    I know the army has been undermanned for a while now. They've been pretty desperate for people to join from what I've heard.
    But WE1, from the Air Force?? Not that I don't believe you, I totally do...but wow...The air force has actually been overmanned. I know they were still recruiting civilians the whole time, but weren't taking any prior military or af guard into active duty for quite a while, and they were going to open that up to priors again in October...but I highly doubt that helped their problem all that much. The military is freakin weird. I never really knew just how much until my fiance joined the AF. It amazes me that they get anything done sometimes.
     
  12. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I get shit from the Marines and the Navy in the mail all the time, I've never sent anything back....I got a call from the Marines a couple weeks ago and he started asking me questions too, I told him to "fuck off, I don't need your oil." Seemed to work, seeing as how they haven't called back :p
     

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