Join the army!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Obituary~Birthday, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    Go to new exotic places, meet new people with exotic cultures.



    Then kill them.
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    This is relevant.
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wait, I dunno if that was sarcastic enough.

    maybe I should add this guy a couple times. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    it was a random thought i had, and well, this is a random thoughts forum


    and thanks for clearing up the sarcasm issue for me, i thought you were being sincere:rolleyes:
     
  5. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Speaking from experience inside the army. I can honestly say it's not bad.
     
  6. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    well isn't that nice
     
  7. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    You forgot to add a couple of these :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  8. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You're an army medic right? How many Iraqi babys have you shot? Have you ever torn down a mosque? [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  9. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    They inoculated me with a serum that turns me into a mindless killing machine. That and saltpeter.... I was sorta pissed to find out about the saltpeter...
     
  10. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    tell the truth lodog,,..

    err at least the story ya have gave me over the years.. ;)
    photographic army brat memory remember?? ;)

    AAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    come on dood some could learn..
     
  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    damn hhb, did you die?! (sarcastic/sarcastic)

    My cousin used to say stuff like "I don't want to go to a foreign country unless I'm killing people" when he joined the marines, of course he probably thought he was in a different country just leaving the south at the time.
     
  12. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Fuck em. If they want to know my feelings on the army they could find them on this site somewhere, usually followed by 3 or 4 idiots flaming me.

    I'll at least say that for some people it's better than what lays in store for them if they get stuck in a rut after highschool.
     
  13. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    NO RUTS,, NO RUTS.. ;)

    Luv~N~Lite...
     
  14. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    have they done genetic tests on you to make you half man/half walrus for extreme cold weather in russia since the cold war really isnt over.


    some please tell me they know what thats from.
     
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