Join the Army! :D

Join the Army. Go exotic places. Meet strange people... and kill them.



"If humans have the answer then it must have been a stupid question"

 

i almost made a shirt that said that, but my printer wasn't working....

join the army
travel to exotic, distant lands
meet new unusual people

and kill them



haha..heh........

 

Wait wait wait... what the devil. What is this loathesome object... this...

"Army"...?

My sweet Lord... by gosh darned golly, we should outlaw this monstrosity at once.

 

join a gang... even better


thug life WOOT!

 

Join the army if ya fail

 

damn straight!

 

Fo sho!

 

you're catching on!

 

I already did!! And those four lines were some of the first things I said! (seriously)



I was probably kidding, of course.

 

i would never ever join the army. eeek.

 

i like the probably

 

When you're around crazy Marines who joined because "I'm going to die, and it will be awesome," they kind of rub off on you.

 

probably

 

Its not that bad! Not only do you get to get in shape, meet new people, and go new places, but the govt pays you for all of this!


Sure, you might get killed in war....but you could get killed in America almost as easily.

 

uhhh no it doesnt I live in jacksonville nc, the second largest military base in the country. and NOTHIN about it is rubbin off on me!

 

do you know the chances of survival in combat?

just wondering...

 

More people survive then die, that's good enough for me.

More people are killed in car wrecks each day than troops are in Iraq.

 

Don't get killed Chuck!!

p.s. cigarette break!!

 

i can get in shape in the gym or better yet in my room doing qigong or yoga. i meet new people all the time thanks to customer service jobs and interesting hair. and i can travel wherever i want, whereas you get put places.
and if i wanted to, i could get the govt to pay for a lot of shit for me.
all without killing anyone or any animals.

you cant say its not that bad until after you come back from it.

 

I'll try!! I don't really have any control over that, though.

Don't get killed Josh!!