Job/Employment - Position - to be filled

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Messages:
    1,068
    Likes Received:
    0
    There are presently 12 (twelve) positions availlable to be filled.

    Criterias:

    Participants must be between 25 and 40 years old.

    Single.

    Willing to relocate.

    Easily endoctrinated.

    Ready to die.

    *Career fisher or carpenter is a plus.

    *Like to dress in robes and sandals is also a plus.

    ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE PLEASE.

    All canditates resume will be looked upon and considered.
     
  2. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    Messages:
    7,100
    Likes Received:
    5
    Men only?

    (10 letters)
     
  3. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Messages:
    1,068
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yes, but I can't write it in the ad.

    Law rules will sueth me.
     
  4. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

    Messages:
    3,606
    Likes Received:
    0
    Verily I am not old enough to fulfilleth thy requirements; yet: I am right now.
     
  5. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Messages:
    1,068
    Likes Received:
    0
    What the fucketh do you mean?
     
  6. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

    Messages:
    3,606
    Likes Received:
    0
    Everything, historically, you have failed to glean.
     
  7. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    Messages:
    14,293
    Likes Received:
    17
    hmmmm...this reminds me of somthing
     
  8. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

    Messages:
    3,606
    Likes Received:
    0
    0=1

    or

    1=0
     
  9. NightOwl1331

    NightOwl1331 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    484
    Likes Received:
    0
    hey...25-40 only? Isn't that age discrimination? :p
     
  10. Chodpa

    Chodpa -=Chop_Chop=-

    Messages:
    2,274
    Likes Received:
    79
    Franchise?
     
  11. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Messages:
    1,068
    Likes Received:
    0
    Man, man, man... I don't even wanna heareth the word "franchise" anymore. I got Budha, Mussulman... JESUS CHRIST! I told ya guys I almost filed for bankruptcy in the other thread? I had this jew for an accountant - bad placements... I was too dispersed. When I reconcilledeth my finances, I was so short on cash that I couldn't pay my holy water bills anymore...
     

Share This Page


  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice