Job/Employment - Position - to be filled

There are presently 12 (twelve) positions availlable to be filled.

Criterias:

Participants must be between 25 and 40 years old.

Single.

Willing to relocate.

Easily endoctrinated.

Ready to die.

*Career fisher or carpenter is a plus.

*Like to dress in robes and sandals is also a plus.

ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE PLEASE.

All canditates resume will be looked upon and considered.

 

Men only?

(10 letters)

 

Yes, but I can't write it in the ad.

Law rules will sueth me.

 

Verily I am not old enough to fulfilleth thy requirements; yet: I am right now.

 

What the fucketh do you mean?

 

Everything, historically, you have failed to glean.

 

hmmmm...this reminds me of somthing

 

0=1

or

1=0

 

hey...25-40 only? Isn't that age discrimination?

 

Franchise?

 

Man, man, man... I don't even wanna heareth the word "franchise" anymore. I got Budha, Mussulman... JESUS CHRIST! I told ya guys I almost filed for bankruptcy in the other thread? I had this jew for an accountant - bad placements... I was too dispersed. When I reconcilledeth my finances, I was so short on cash that I couldn't pay my holy water bills anymore...