Jesus's Weed

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Maz, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. Maz

    Maz Member

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    The legend of Jesus's weed has inspired many...

    The story goes that our man used the green for healing
    He kept this secret because he didn't want to be busted and this is also what they were doing sneaking off to the sacred mountain in Galilee

    The gospels tell us this is where they saw angels and had visions, man!

    They were toking up there and Jesus probably explained the mysteries of life to his inner circle as they passed around the peace pipe

    So today, up there somewhere could be some 2000 year old seeds
    The hardy few make the trek, pothead freaks looking out of place among the ordinary pilgrims. What are THEY doing in the holy land?

    But they can be seen up on the mountain scanning the soil with modified metal detectors, sifting the earth in silent concentration or more frequently given up, stoned. Sometimes they get close and find pottery, or the carbon of an ancient fire. Fresh faced newcomers imagining they will find them lying all over the place, and old wise shamen who chuckle into their flowing beards. Yet all united in the same quest

    For imagine the glory of finding the holy grail, nicoteen stained fingers lifting a rock, shaking as, yes, can it be a seed? Suddenly curious faces crowd around in wonder

    The precious bounty smuggled to the Netherlands best pot lab to be nurtured into a giant tree - and soon we will all be smoking Jesus's weed! World peace cometh


    So keep the faith and keep looking, my friends, the Jesus weed is out there
     
  2. osirisofwraiths

    osirisofwraiths Member

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    im sorry... thats nonsence...
     
  3. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    but it's the best nonsense ;)


    :D
     
  4. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    ...I believe

    believe and ye shall be shown the path to eternal stonedness
     

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