Jesus vs. satan...

Inspired by Groovy witch's book of shadows! (personal forum)

Who'd YOU rather have sex with?

 

you ever seen the 9th gate?

satan is HOT!!!

 

I'd like to have a threesome with both of them.

 

I'll bet satan fucks like a champ

 

Hahaha can't argue with that!

 

of coarse...soulness had to find out about this thread!

 

shit i voted first n read the question 2nd.

neither

i pick mary magdalene to make love with, then have sex, then fuck.

 

Whats going on with your pic, you look like you have one arse cheek showing.

anyway back to the original question, I don't think its good for a guy to be too nice in bed so i know who ive voted for
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Oh behave! I do not. just shorts with different colored legs.

I have a hunch that the Messiah wasn't the conservative prude he is portrayed as. He was kind of a rebel. I bet Mary Magdalene wasn't complaining.

 

so how come the pink leg looks like it goes all the way down to your knees, and the other leg looks like it stops well before

I like a man with horns so my oriniginal vote stands
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its cuz i'm a mutant freak. no, seriously, I am flattered at all the attention my butt is receiving from you.....here's some more climbing pix.





I am just above the shadow in the middle of the sunny face, see the white dot?

 

Yeppers, Satan all tha way

 

You'll get burned.....cant trust the dude, he's not very nice, as the citizens of SouthPark learned the hard way.

 

Hey, yer goin to hell too, if you don't convert to Mormanism.

 

been there, want a slightly used book of mormon real cheap?

I dont think I'll go to hell for the simple fact that Satan is scared of me, he knows I'll just raise h... hmm , well I will cause a mutiny, and maybe even assassinate him. Shhhh, dont tell anyone, it is gonna be a covert op.

 

speaking of mormanism, did anyone notice that the pusses who make up the tabernacle choir are afraid to do a european tour, and are sticking to the US.....

they stay its still "a blessing" to be with the choir....*rolls eyes like souless I I Chaos*

 

Do they allow Mormons into Europe?



lol

just kidding

 

well they let evil people like me into Utah, so I guess its only fair that these blonder than normal citizens are allowed to spread their message of...errr....castration all over the world

 

they just have to remember to refer to any extra wives as sisters.

 

Jesus is hotter.

Plus, lots of hair is always nice.