jesus the grizzley bear has come back from the grave

only to gnaw on my brain matter.

 

he was hibernating only
but i think he desserves a better 1st meal dont you?
i wonder...would eatting boogas brain make a bear stoned?

 

i was just talking today about how it would be cool if they reintroduced grizzlies into california. i mean damn , the animal is on the freakin cali flag and there anrent any here! would it would be like wild kingdom.. imagine stomping through the redwoods and coming face to face with a grizzly... that would be INTENSE! black bears are one thing, but grizzlies are unpredictable...

 

they should just dump a bunch of grizzlies here.. and let them maul people at random.. it'll keep more people from moving here.. and they'll eat all the riff-raff.

 

^agreed. they were here first anyway.

 

Go backpacking on the CDT. You'll see plenty. They say carry a bear vault, place it 100 feet from your campsite and keep a pile of fist-sized rocks next to your tarp.

For some reason I see myself bouncing a fist-sized rock off a brown bear's head and he turnes to me and says, "Yeah? So what? I'm taking your fuckin' food. Feelin' froggy mofo? Psh...step off..."

 

Upgrade your grey matter, cause one day it may matter.

 

ya ever had a migraine? it's like a grizzley bear thats been set on fire is loss inside your skull with a running chainsaw.

 

Grizzleys are pussies compared to the polar bear.

 

thats just sad.. but at the same time.. dude thought he was a bear. even i'm not THAT nuts..

:leaving:

 

grizzly man was such a douchebag.

"I'm HELPING the bears!!!!" *maul*

 

yes deltron helps me with that

 

if i was a bear.. i'd wanna eat a human. all pink and soft. hardly any hair. i bet we're a tasty treat. :drool:

 

You want to come face to face with a grizzly?! WTF?! Me too in a way, I always think about stuff like that, like what if I went downstair and saw a lion in my kitchen?! INTENSE i know. I'm a bit weird so I think I would some how have a connection with the lion, i guess the grizzly thing is like that too but far more intense since bears are just HUGE! I'm rambling but i think u know what i mean.

 

i kind of get you... although i definitely would find a lion scarier than a grizzly...

 

Dude grizzlys are way bigger than lions, and can run fast considering their size. Have you seen their claws...let me see if i can find something....



and their teeth



scary!

 

either one is plenty big enough to thoroughly destroy you, and while bears are fast for being big lumbering oafs, lions are fast for being perfectly built for speed and agility.



so basically you die if you're caught either way, and a lion's more likely to catch you

 

Ugh, you can perhaps outrun a grizzly. People have done it, but also some people have tried and failed. They can run about as fast as a human, however they can definitely climb and swim better than you can. You can't outrun anything in the snow though.

I would definitely discount any chance of being able to run away from a lynx or a puma around these parts. Those things are worse than bears.

 

Yeah you're from up north you have to worry about Moose, those things are freakin huge too. They can kick the shit out of you too.