Jerking Into...

What things (food, clothes, objects) have you masturbated into just for a nasty good orgasm? What made you cum real good (no, not another human being)?

 

A used panty. The silky or nylon one much better.

 

What do you masturbate into?

 

I once jerked off with a warm pizza sub. Felt amazing. Part of me thought it would be hot to eat it afterwards, but once I came, I lost the desire & had to throw it out.

 

I like shoes, then wearing them sockless. Mmmmmm.....

 

At work one day I was horny as fuck and had to wait a couple hours to make a delivery, so I decided to have a wank. I mean, why not?

So I got off the 15 freeway, parked my truck on the exit ramp, stripped completely naked, put my iPad on the dash with some hot porn going and started tugging my cock.

It was broad daylight and people driving by could look right into my daycab and see me pleasuring myself and that made it even hotter. Well I must have jacked for about an hour and a half, bringing myself to the brink of an orgasm, just to slow down, I had a river of yummy precut running down my shaft and I would lick it off my fingers. But when I was finally ready to cum I realized I had nowhere to shoot my load.

I looked around the cab knowing that my orgasm was eminent, and found my half full iced coffee in my shaker cup.
It was a bit difficult unscrewing the lid with one hand but once it was off, I aimed my cock, gave it a squeeze and shot 4 or 5 thick spurts of pearly white spunk into my tasty beverage.

After my orgasm in pleasure subsided I looked at my cup, seeing the cum rapidly disappearing into the coffee and debated pouring it out, but I put the lid back on, gave it a few shakes and had a taste. I guess the ratio of cum to coffee was so minute that it didn’t change the flavor at at all and I finished the coffee on my way to the delivery.

 

Food, I love sliding the head of my cock into a cold yoghurt as I cum, and yes I eat it afterwards.

 

You made me wank and cum!

 

Beautiful used panties always

 

I create all sorts of homemade toys to jerk into. Two of my favorites are one of my wife's fluffy socks held open inside a large plastic cup, its not tight, just intensely tickles and teases. I also made several "fifi's" or fleshlights from various objects; rubber glove rolled up inside bubble wrap inside an empty supplement bottle - don't forget the lube!

 

i used to insert my cock into a book and use it as a wanking tool. Felt pretty good too !

 

The only time I ever had the urge to quickly grab some kind of cum receptacle to spunk up into (I mean that wasn’t planned in advance thus already there for that purpose), was when I’d eaten a tub of Haagen Dazs ice cream not long before deciding to watch some hot porn. I was on the vinegar strokes and saw the empty tub out of the corner of my eye, and just grabbed it and forcefully shot my load into it. It made me laugh to think that the tub contained a creamy load of white mess both before AND after!

Since then I deliberately washed and kept a Pringles crisp can clear lid to wank off onto. It’s small enough to hold in your hand, the raised sides help a little to catch the goo, and it’s nice and easy to lick up afterwards. Not sure I’ve ever swallowed from doing this, but I like to just swirl it around the lid with my tongue and taste a little before washing it off.

 

Hmmm…let’s see that drippy head!

 

An empty paper towel roll (the cardboard tube). A little Vaseline and voilà... a cheap homemade fleshlight. You ejaculate in it and then simply chuck it in the trash. No mess, no clean up.

 

I hope that goes in the recycling

 

Not quite. Trash it is.

 

Bras, panties, (both clean and dirty,) a wig, a lady's fur coat, sponges, home made pussies...

 

I think I have done all of these homemade pussy since I was a teen. I made a flashlight which I think is interesting for you. I had a bicycle which mostly its tub was flat and I had to repair it without going to a shop. My dad bought me a kit and instructed me how to repair it.
Short talk, someday I ask my dad to get a new tub for my bike, fortunately, after he checked the tub he decided to get a new tub. Anyway, I changed the old one to a new one. After changing the tub I look at the old tub and thought about how to make a flashlight. I cut a piece of it as the same length as my erected cock so I lubed the inside of the tub very well; after a couple of strokes I got enough erection to insert my cock into it and continue stroking. It was so perfect as much as my cock got more erection the tub expanded more and I felt it like a real pussy because the rubber tube wrapped the whole shaft.
Try it you get more pleasure.

 

Nah, I'll stick with my hand, it knows me best. A variety of toys is novel, but after a while the sleeves I've tried are kind of numbing - maybe good to use now and then or as a warm up.

Great ingenuity with the bike tube. Dad probable cut himself a piece, too.......give the old man some credit....

 

Surely, he did if he was an open mind guy. He was an extremely religious man.