I stayed the night at my brothers girlfriends house, just chillin with my bro and gettin baked. Then this morning his girlfriends sister, him, and I were chillin' upstairs finishing a joint. Than my bro's girl screams his name. He goes and talks to her, comes back up to tell us that his girl just told her mom that we are upstairs smoking weed. The mom came inside bitchin and she said I had to go home. I Called my parents, both out of town, was like fuck it. So I walked 10 miles home. When I was almost there a guy in a truck gave me a ride back, he was asking me all these questions trying to find out if I was homosexual or something cause I think he was. I was like naw I like girls. He was like yeah I've never been with a man or nothing either, I like pussy too much. (In my head I was like WTF?!?!) So I got home after 3 hours, my bro got kicked out of his girls house and his plants are still in there growing, she'll prolly kill them or somethin sick. I'm just glad I'm back at my place where marijuana is legal.
I appreciated that he gave me a ride and shit but he was creepin me out. I guess it'll be funny to me later on.
that sucks why would the girlfriend tell on you but yea that would be really creepy but it was hilarious to read
his girlfriend sounds like a bitch but dude, you shouldn't be smoking weed at 1 year old. at least wait til you get to elementary school man lol
dont snitches get stitches? i heard that somewhere. you should tell everyone shes a bitch, and can't be trusted.
what a bitch.. i hate people like that at least you got a ride back to your house.. by a creep guy, nonetheless, but its still better than walking!
I still walked like 8 miles before that guy picked me up. Whats creepy is he pulled up and stopped from behind me, not knowing what I looked like and asked if I needed a ride. I think he was checkin out my ass or somethin.
ten miles? shit that's long. props for making it. I'd have just been like "fuck it" and took a nap somewhere soft.
ahahahaahhahahah Age: 1 I read that and on account of being very blazed, for like .005 seconds i was like OH MY GOD THAT'S INCREDIBLE. hahahahhah yeah....
