Jake and the CHATman

and my phones retarded now... it wont even charge plus the screen has so much water damage... fuuuuawk, i was going to sell this soon too but now i can't

 

Tempting, tempting...

I'm thinking of starting up a SL auction, you can all place bids on me and the winner gets me for a week... lol

 

I should be a pimp...

Lotta fresh prostitutes down in china town that need a new master i'm sure, this could be my opportunity.

I need a cane first.

 

Alive?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106246/?ref_=sr_4

 

i usually try to do a ratio on my plate of 1 part protein (fish usually), 2 part veggies, 1 part starch (potatoes, rice, pasta, etc). and 1 part beer.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXIdiftpznc"]Victor Green The Ghetto - YouTube

 

Hey stoners

 

Hey skitzo. How goes it? I've been awake since 8am. I think I slept for 12 hours straight. lol Today has been pretty boring, but I ate 5 xanax bars a few minutes ago, so my day is improving:2thumbsup:

 

Im good just leaning back smoking this kid promised this weed was medical but it turns out to be just some reg

 

Reggie, or "Brown Frown", as I like to call it, is still worth smoking. Put 2-3g of that shit in a blunt and take it to the dome:sifone: Take some aspirin or ibuprofen first though:tongue:

 

3 grams of the good shit gets me high like 30 times from my vaporizer, lol.

but joints are still more fun, so it usually goes faster than that. just spun up a big joint with og kush, some hash, and some tobacco... it's going to be for after i help someone move tonight. hoping to catch a bob marley tribute band at the music festival down the street, not sure if i'll finish in time though. it's the biggest free music festival in canada, it's pretty sweet. not really any big name bands this year though, headliners are lights and big wreck... meh.

 

Its not so much reggie you know

 

this is the reggie i like, lol. and russell howard is fucking great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBS_7arZ-g"]Reggie Watts - Russell Howard's Good News - YouTube

its not the best of reggie's vids, but that doesnt matter

 

wow. im so jaded. i heard a big boom, light window rattling, i figured it was my kid landing heavily on the floor, he insisted it wasnt him. decided not to worry about it, its trash day so it could have been one of those trucks...

check the news- house explosion about 5 miles away. what fun and exciting times we live in.

 

Is anybody here into Ween?

I got turned on recently, I can't get enough...

 

i was watching the news when the story broke....HUGE explosion...the showed on tv here....you are 5 mies from there?....i thought about you thesecond they said where it is


the term ''medical'' used for weed is misleading....there is medical grade weed that has low thc for people that normaly dont smoke or dont like the high but need it for appetite stimulation or anti nausea

medical weed comes in every grade and taste...even shwaggly


what i'm saying is the kid could be truthing

 

http://rt.com/usa/westminster-colorado-house-explosion-663/

 

I've heard the term ween used as slang for cock

 

Back from the land of lobster that had been topped off with the night at Rolling's.

Good times. I'm so jealous of where he's living right now!!


Guinea pigs - their meat is actually really nutritious but I don't think it's considered a legal meat here in Canukistan. They've tried to bring guinea farming up here but it keeps getting shot down.

 

dude....dont say that in canada ok?

lol....sounds like you like dick


specially with the ''turned on'' comment...lol


not that theirs anything wrong with that....girls like dick....cant be all that bad right