jacked up bank account causing suspicion

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by Mr Angry, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. Mr Angry

    Mr Angry Member

    Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious sh1t into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

    starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n sh1t, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda sh1t that builds giants like me.

    Was curling some serious sh1t, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o sh1t.


    Room fills up with pussies in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint sh1t to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n sh1t, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn sh1t up.

    Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get sh1t outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

    Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.
     
  2. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

    Why are you going around everywhere telling us about how rich and sexy you are? You're quite clearly talking a heap of shit right now.
     
  3. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

    Rofl. What a tool.
     
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    What will make Mr. Angry turn into Mr. Happy?
     
  5. darkain

    darkain Member

    Making up lies on the internet to feel good. lol
     
  6. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    OH can somone save us from Mr Thugly please please we are all so mezmerized we almost comatose.
    And your town that you run is what Fortuna, Mo?
     
  7. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

    This has got to be the most interesting stuff on the forums right now.



    Ooh, tell us more.......................:drool: .



    Ahahhaaahahahaahahaha!
     
  8. fexurbis

    fexurbis Member

    Yeah. Keep it coming. I wish I woulda had started this macho trend. It's really funny.
     
  9. ElectronauT

    ElectronauT Member

    Makin up lies to feel good? The dude is fuckin around. The first post was hilarious...[​IMG]
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Skip---------HELP!
     
  11. darrellkitchen

    darrellkitchen Lifetime Supporter

    LMAO ... real hard ... !!!
     
  12. dudenamedrob

    dudenamedrob peace lily

    wow...............complete and utter bullshit. I'm slightly stupider for having read this thread.
     
  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    man,I bet he'd blow up real good!
     
  14. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    HAHAHAHA that shit is hysterical! i thought it was a great story, it made my night just reading that middle part where you threw dumbbells at them left n right thats when i started laughing outloud the entire time reading this bullshit. it was funny tho ill give ya props on the sarcasm
     
  15. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    your almost up there with tuckermax (tuckermax.com) or maddox (maddox.xmission.com) but not quite.. keep the stories coming
     

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