Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, 'cause Jill's a pre-op tranny.

 

LMFAO


Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water;
Poor old Jill forgot the pill and now she's got a daughter

 

LMAO, that was awesome XD

 

lol Quality

Any more J&J jokes anyone?

 

Jack and Jill went to the dairy [ooo ahhh ooo oo ahhh]
Jack got out his Big and Hairy [Ooo ahhh ooo oo ahhh]
Jill said "Oooo what a Whopper"
Let's go home and do it proper

 

these jokes make me feel dirty...

 

Of course there's always:

Jack & Jill went up the hill
Riding on an elephant
Jill came down to help Jack
off the Elephant

 

jack and jill went up the hill to get away from everyone so they could fuckin chill and take some pill jill came down with half a crown and jack with a bottle of newcastle brown then proceeded to go into town for a bevy and discuss the days events ...........so how was it for you jill said jack with his hump on his back....... jill said cool how about you jack.......jack said wish i would av taken me fuckin mac and when i get in work tmorrow that cunts gonna give me the sack