I've never had a DUI....

But if I did, I imagine it would go something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWLlwgTxZHw"]Best DUI Stop Ever!! - YouTube


"Are you a dancer?"
"No, I'm just drunk."
:rofl:

 

I love it! I watched that a year or two ago. Doing the ABCs backwards is quite impressive. They never actually expect anyone to do it, it's trickery.

 

"remarkable ive never seen someone do that'

'my bladder is full'

'im not worried about your bladder right now..'

'sure'


5! 6! 7! 8! kick ball chanin step clap, 5 ,6 ,7 ,8

WTF


lol...............

 

Lol, it's from Reno 911. Sooooo funny. Wtf, how could two people thumbs down that??


Haters. :toetap05:

 

Hahaha, if only real traffic stops were that fun.

 

That looks staged, seems pretty obvious to me. I wonder how anyone can believe that is real. Plus it isn't even funny.

 

Probably because most people fail to see any humour in any DUI.

 

Haha... yea that's the part I was gonna comment on... "That's actually pretty impressive, I've never seen anyone do that"...she said.


and yea at the end the "no im just drunk" and then she says up against the vehicle... call me cynical but..
don't seem real to me.

Funny video though.

 

oh, just saw this so ignore my doesn't seem real comment...
of COURSE it's from reno 911.

 

....gonna hate!

Maybe they are from Reno/Europe.

No, who am i kidding... no ones from Reno.

 

Let me assure you that I was not the one who thumbed the OP down. While I don't think it's funny, I also don't think it's thumbdownworthy.

 

I was arrested and sent to jail, screwed by legal system and loads more bs, arrested for a DUI when I wasn't even fucked up. And here we ate 20 months later and my case was totally dismissed as it was bullshit from the start. That shit was not funny.

I get this is a joke and all and I enjoy Reno 911 although I haven't seen it a lot. Anyone know if it's on Netflix.

 

DUIs are NOT funny. I learned that firsthand about 6 months ago.

 

Oh, come on now. They are hilarious.

 

Ya basically what pressed rat said, I agree with.

 

If you were not DUI, then I am glad that you are finally clear of all of it.

Usually they are difficult to beat as samples and or refusal to take tests are grounds for charges and convictions.

I have no sympathy for anyone who drives under the influence of anything including prescriptions. Some one doing so hit my parents car one Christmas day and they damn near died. Another car that was also hit was not so lucky as the woman is now in a wheel chair and the husband died.

 

ya they're not that fun.

 

Oh my gawd. So much butt hurt. It's a joke! Really, people? I don't even drive buzzed, let alone drunk. So, I wouldn't be getting a DUI either way.

 

yeah but its a shitty joke.. "i've never had a dui, but if i did" how many people get their lives or family members taken by drunk drivers.. or for that matter have a family member who killed someone dui..

 

People joke about WAY worse things on this site. If you didn't think it was funny, then just move along. Don't let it ruin your day dude.