I've just bought a ShitBit

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Joshua Tree, Sep 18, 2018.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    It's great. It records all the telemetry - escape velocity, speed of impact, mass and volume, and of course olfactory density. It's changed my life. The app lets me keep abreast of my movements at the press of a button, and I log my charts every day.
     
  2. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    The fucks a shitbit? Aww to hell with it. Technology is just plain stupid these days
     
  3. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Sounds a bit shit to me
     
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  4. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Goddammit life ain't fair.......keep rollin' your way miss. Make me smile every time

    Edit: And that's a damn hard thing to do
     
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  5. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    I feel like someone already made this joke
     
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  6. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Aw shucks partner :blush:
     
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  7. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Girl, people out there stealin your material and shit!
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Better than charting your logs
     

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