I've had this random thought for some time...

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  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    God, your Heavenly Father has learned that some of you have been very naughtly lately... The rumors are that some of you use kitchen objects for sexual purposes. I would very much like to forgive you. The only way I can do that is if you post what kitchen object you use in sexual ways. So, post away -
     
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  3. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

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    [​IMG] The Microwave
     
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  5. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    The Dishcloth....
     
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  7. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I have a can opener with scissors built in... it's kind of cool. :D
     
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  9. -GOD-

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    Wow! Doesn't that hurt a little?
     
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  11. soulinafishbowl

    soulinafishbowl Member

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    god i have been very naughty indeed...i progressed from kitchen objects to bathroom powered tools....a curling wand, heated to just the right temp works wonders....can u forgive me please...i used it for good and not for evil..i know i should of asked mommy dearest for permission to use her hair curler first..but i did not think she would understand....dont send me to hell..i cant stand heat and im not into torn clothes....
     
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  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    the crock pot.
     
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  15. TheMagicalMushy

    TheMagicalMushy Senior Member

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    patatoe peeler.
     
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    Now, all of you, sin no more.
     
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