I've Got It!

If I can get my self to go counterclockwise in circles really fast, I can go back in time!























Disclaimer: Theory has yet to be proven.

 

direction means nothing.......

relativistic speeds will change location in time......

 

Counterclockwise takes you back in time, clockwise takes you forward in time.

 

you realize that the earth spins counter clockwise.... as do all celestial bodies


right?

there are enourmous planets spinning at near relatavistic speeds around distant stars...

 

I like both the theory and disclaimer

 

haha. monkeys.

 

but I guess you are most likely to just pass out and halucinate girls with funny hair and dinosaurs

 

thats equaly as cool

 

and probably more fun too

 

yes, yes it would be more fun

 

really...and if i drop acid i can fly.....