I've built dreadlock software

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by Enjoy, Oct 17, 2010.

  1. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

    I am positive you are all wondering why I haven't been too active lately.
    You're all wondering where the

    loveable, witty, easy to talk too, more manly than you Enjoy has been lately.

    Couple of reasons

    1. Now have a missus
    2. Lack of dreadlocks.. I feel out of the loop
    3. Working on this state of the art dreadlock software.

    What many of you may not know I actually have a 10 degrees in ComputicuusMcNerdeeeus Equipped with knowledge from my studies I've invented a program which can give ANYONE and ANYTHING dreadlocks.

    My target audience for this program is whiney little bitches who can't decide if they want dreads or not.

    But it can also be a fun program to boot up at parties.

    What I am saying here people is you give me an image or a link to an image of a person/thing/inanimate object that you believe would look good with dreads.

    I'll run the image through this software I summoned and will repost the image in the dreaded state.. with dreads.

    By doing this I hope to iron out the kinks so I can sell this shit to the public.

    Once this is done I will sell it too you guys for mates rates... around 10 shillings and a sack of marbles.

    Heres an example of just how powerful this program is.

    I typed 'Redneck' into goggle pictures and found this random


    After seeing that I imagine you're all baffled and want too ask question. Go ahead
  2. ketchacha

    ketchacha Member

    I think I'm too baffled to even ask questions. Congrats on #1 though nerd.
  3. Dragonvine

    Dragonvine I do Glass

    What happens if you put in a picture of someone who already has dreads? Would the software treat it as a normal person or would it detect the already dreaded awesomeness and try to divide the universe by 0?
  4. white dove

    white dove Member

    Can u pull a rabbit out of a hat?
  5. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

    holy fucking shit fuck

    I will try tomorrow morning

    I've pulled a hat out of a rabbit
    pretty messy
  6. white dove

    white dove Member

    ^ haha never looked at it like that
  7. wameron36

    wameron36 Senior Member

    ... :rofl:

    A quick google search of 'Glen' came up with this. Therefore theoretically, this supposed Glen, with dreadlocks should give us an exact image of GLENGLEN :eek:


    GLENGLEN Banned

    I'm Beginning To Dislike You Cameron...:elf:

    Sneers Glen.
  9. wameron36

    wameron36 Senior Member


    GLENGLEN Banned

    I Just Did The Google Walk, And There Are 21,900,000 Images For Glen

    And You Just Had To Pick The Worst One Of The Bloody Lot...:mad:.

    You Can't Hide Under That Chair For Ever Cameron, And When You

    Eventually Emerge, I Will Be Waiting.....:boxing_smiley:.....:toetap05:

    Sneers Glen.
  11. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

    thats a messy job for a photoshop masta such as yourself
  12. Ahmad Rashad

    Ahmad Rashad Senór Member

    First, congrats on meetin ya lady.

    Thank god someone finally found a pic of glen. I knew one had to be out there.

    I would really like to see what one of my close friends would look like with the dreadssseses. He always used to joke about gettin em but sometimes he's a little whiney ass bitch.


    not as close of a friend as I actually put off, but you could say were a lot alike. Actually were not really friends or alike, but, perhaps someday.
  13. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

    my nigga geordi
  14. Ahmad Rashad

    Ahmad Rashad Senór Member

    Dude was tough. AND he was two timing it with reading rainbow!!! Gurantee the dude was chiefin the reefer!
  15. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

    nothing gets past you genius

    I finish work at 1:30 tomorrow.

    So will charge my flux capacitor and get this dreadware going

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