I've been up for 23 hours

and i haven't masturbated once

 

are you getting laid? is that why? lol

 

have you got a temperature?

poor darling, you must be sick!

 

What? Your hand broken or something?

 

you've got some catching up to do.........

 

"I've been up for 23 hours"- want a cookie?

"and i havent masturbated yet"- see above.

 

I used ta look up to you...

You've changed.

 

wow, jugg, i'm kinda sad. my day is always brightened by the idea tha ti know somewhere, somehow, you're managing to give it a stroke for me.

 

for you, jugg...

anything is possible. anything!

 

I'm gonna wait till you get your shit fixed and see if i can hit my front door from my bedroom

 

wow, through the walls?

 

Yeah, I think I can do it

 

Wow... I masturbated more than you... I feel I have achieved there is to achieve in life...

 

judging by your sig pic I think there is no reason to try and hold out untill 24 hours. do it so you can take that god awful thing off...please says lynsey in the nicest voice ever

 

Well, don't that beat all?!!

 

what awful picture?

 

No way, not until I see your ass

 

she's hot... i admit it. how old is she?

 

In her 20's i think her name is elisha(SP?) cuthbert