i've been standing here at my computer off and on all morning

doing leg lifts and lunges so i don't feel guilty and my legs don't swell up or whatever. now my ass REALLY HURTS.

and yet i know that no matter what i do, it's gonna stay the classic cradleboard ass, just smaller, minus the fat that actually kinda makes it look a little rounder in the right kinda jeans.

that's just cruel.

 

sounds like a pain in the ass.

 

hehehe. I think I have to start doing something like that... i sit here all day looking at the screen and talking to customers. Boringgg

 

it IS!

 

Howdy cuz--what in hell is a cradle ass?

 

native american curse, father's side. a square flat ass, crack at the bottom, long skinny legs, body shaped like a potato. got the great cheekbones, though.

 

They got it by lying in a cradle board all the time. http://images.search.yahoo.com/imag...&sigr=11eedoq2r&sigi=115lptao6&sigb=12ulqcuhb

 

Cheekbones yes,but don't forget the killer eyes. And I'm not sayin' anything about the fun-bags.

 

squats are your friend

 

shup scratcho, you're makin me horny

 

I was in a hotel bar, with my dongle, chatting here and to real people! Too much coffee, now too much wine!

 

whats the dongle for?

 

I love hotel bars, BTW. especially if there's a piano. Pure heaven for me.

 

For the internet. I love having a piano in the bar - brilliant. But frightening once I have a little too much to drink

 

uuuuhhh, can I ask why?

 

Well I have been known to do a Jamie Cullum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFsyHtxrOk&feature=related"]YouTube- Jamie Cullum Amazing Piano Percussion

 

Well,at least you're close enough to do somethin' about it! You lucky man.

 

I can distract him if you like...... :tongue:

 

mamaKCita, there is nothing wrong with your ass

http://ezinearticles.com/?Butt-Toning-Exercises---Firm,-Tone,-Tighten-and-Round-Your-Bum&id=1184415

maybe that'll help, I don't know, I've never needed this... cause, well, I have no ass... yes it's true, I'm 6'0, 130lbs and I have no ass... sometimes I wish I was black..

 

or just wear two wallets