Its so hard to be a man!

Alright ladies, why don't you give us guys a break, we (men) have tough lives as it is don't ya think?

IT IS SO HARD TO BE A MAN, WHY YOU ASK ? (turns on a pathetic music):


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a
pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't
work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you
have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and
find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's
sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If
you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. If
you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes
a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're
vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you aren't,
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there
must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TOO!!

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Ahem, the following message has been taken from a website near you, it is not the original work of this fellow "Jedi", but Jedi thanks you for reading.

 

hehe...that's cute. Sucks for you!

 

LOL...It was a good read, I think is hard just being.

 

Thank you ladies , yes sigh, its not easy being a guy. If you are a guy, you are a slave to every single girl you see ... Ah it has the bliss of its own that covers the misery of the invisible entanglement that you have toward all the women... unless ofcourse you have a girlfriend or a wife, then your love reigns go to one place

 

Speak for yourself Jedi, being me is great. I got it all, babes, bucks... now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go to bed early, i got a long morning of parasailing with rockstars.

Hah, seriously though being a guy is so... easy.

1. I have no problem with my woman working, and i have no problem doing housework, I'm just not wearing a apron... for free.

2. Everyone with a crappy job should either A: get a better job or B: uh, dont, and try to be happy with it.

3. I'm glad women are getting promoted in some cases faster, I personally have never been turned down a job to a woman who wasn't smarter and pretier then I... it happens. Plus women look really hot in business suits.

4. I don't cry... but i would if i felt like it I guess, I dunno... I'd also never hit a woman, but I've sure as hell yelled at some, thats more satisfying, I have been hit by a woman before, I mighta deserved it, but that was the end of that. I'm 19 and I really really dont ask girls advice on much, I kinda got this blind dumb always sure of self thing that usually gets me in trouble with girls, but i think they secretly love it, ces't la vie.

5. Chill out, doing things that mildly irratate you for your lovers benifit is what relationships are all about.

6. I work out everyday, and I probably am vain, but hey, it works. I like a fit shaved girl, so I might be sexist too, but i can sleep at night.

7. I don't give a girl any kinda gifts for about a month, You don't wanna seem overbearing.

8. Theres nothing wrong with pride, or modesty.

9. Honestly i want sex all day, like every second I'm awake, and i like being woken up for sex too, but you know, sometimes its good to let her wait a while too, make her wait for you, and she'll wantcha bad.

Don't listen to Jedi ladies, being a guy is great. Don't ever pitty men, it seems like we got the good end of the stick. (no pun) It just seems like its gotta be harder to be a woman, I have things so easy. Tell me If I'm wrong but it seems like women have been objectified so long that they have a distinct disadvantage. Ladies, never feel your not good enough to be where you are. Your all so beautiful, I love you all!!

 

Haha, yeah, but the men don't have to give birth.
Really, I too think men get too much shit from women.

So true, just look at the things some guys will do just to get laid.

 

Haha, good for you my friend. but, "its so hard to be a man" is meant to be only a joke, nothing much else to it- except a few subtle truths are overexaggerated.. thats all...

 

hehehehe Lodui cant take a joke.

 

Heh, thats cool. I was just trying to score points with the feminist chicks.

 

yeah i wouldnt like to be a guy, it seems like a hard life!

i think both sexes have it hard though man, just in different ways.

 

There is something for all you jokers to consider.

Men take their lives far more often than women do. They take breakups harder than women do - they come down with stress-related disease far more. They are the ones who work in the mines and who are told and forced to go to war.

If a man is drafted into the armed forces against his will it's his patriotic duty. If a woman is asked to wear a ribbon in her hair for one day in support of the war it's sexism.

 

Women take from Men. It is a simple matter of polarity. Men are active, or positive while Women are receptive, or negative. Gender involves polarity.


It is natural for energy to flow from the active, positive to the receptive, negative.

If a Man wants to take charge of his own energy and life within the context of a relationship with a Woman he must have a Warrior Spirit and guard against imbalance of his Personal Power. (too much ejaculation) Conserve your ching, etc. The highest form of relationship between Man and Woman builds, develops and balances the energies of each partner. Niether person leads the other, but each supports the other. Both grow and grow through mutuality.

Blessings

 

I have to admit I found that rather cute Jedi. I think I'll have to show my hubby that one.

 

I think there is something more serious underlying this post and its the fact that men are currenlty in a state that women were in about 30 years ago. In between roles...

Men dont know where they stand, and society isnt helping.
I feel bad for guys, because what he was saying there was all true.

 

Women (sorry wimynn) can be anything they want to be. Men on the other hand are expected to be chauffeur, breadwinner, (better breadwinner, at that), gardener, housekeeper, now dishwasher and cook when she don't feel like it, bill payer, accountant, rat catcher and male model now to boot.

 

well for one thing, what i found out from 19 yrs of my existence is that most of the things that we might think of as true are overly exaggerated. We just have to be aware of what is happening, then we will better understand the person speaking before us.


The only reason you think that some of these things are true is because you place them in situations (past/future/imagination) where they might be true... that does not necessarily mean that they have to be true.

 

One thing that I have noticed,is there seem to more broken men than broken women.

By broken,I mean they have that kind of emotional damage that closes them up and makes the real person inside disappear.After that they can be unstable,like violent or self-destructive,or just withdrawn and morose.another sign is like the completely fake person.

Maybe it's just what I have seen. Maybe women are a bit tougher in that way,or maybe there's more pressure on men. Personally I think men are more likely to break because they are taught to hold it in.

 

Lol! Loads of men assume those things about women, and yeah, I suppose some of it is true with other women but I'm nothing like that. My ex's have always been quite random and strange though, and they do say that you are who you hang with so it figures that I don't behave the same way as the women on the list hehe.

Oh, and you can never be 'oversexed'

 

The "selection" of OLD dredged up threads, some of which are more than a year old, seem to be done in an attempt to attack womyn in general. I'm closing threads which went by the wayside more than a year ago, or those in which the need to ATTACK members of the opposite sex is the ONLY FACTOR.

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