This was sent in an e-mail... How Cold Is It? +60 Californians put on sweaters. +50 Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. +40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. +35 Italian cars don't start. +32 Water freezes. +30 You plan your vacation in Australia. +25 Ohio water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. +20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further south. +15 French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping with you. +10 You need jumper cables to get the car going. +5 American cars don't start. 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. -25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. -40 Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweater. Your cat helps you plan your trip south. -50 Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.