it steeeenks!!!!

heh never mind found the relevant topic around here..every1 has similar issues

 

so i was standing in line at the bank today and i got my tongue up this chicks ass and she's lookin at me like ''do i know you?''
..............-dice clay

 

yeah, that sure does sound like andrew dice clay alright... what a low brow of a boob.

 

damn, i really would have liked to hear OP's story.