Isolation survival kit

Ok, I was thinking, what would I isolate myself with, what would be a must have for you? What would be your luxury item? What would be must haves for your self imposed corona virus isolation kit?

ie, vibrator, books, item of clothing you can’t do without... etc..

For me, it would be my iPad, paints canvas, brushes, super massager shower head and salt and vinegar chips. I don’t eat enough salt, so I crave it sometimes.

damn, should have put this in media. Lol. Oh well

 

My pool table.
My weed.

 

My life size cardboard cutout of Irminsul.
My karaoke machine.

 

I bet my life size cut out still says "is it in yet".

 

Whatever’s in my house is good enough... Now if only my job would let me stay home so I can isolate!

 

My home has everything too.

Full refrigerator
Gallons of water
TP / wet wipes
Workout room / boxing gym
My 4 Golden Retrievers
Lil' Pete
Guns n Ammo
Large yard for playing / exercise

Inviting women over will be on hold, but that's cool though.
My Golf Balls Gentleman Balls need rechargin'

My job is awesome...... I'm glad I get to go to work. No BS..

 

No, it just sits quietly while I sing Radiohead’s “Creep” to it.

 

I'm disappointed you don't do the Buffal.Bill in front of me.

 

I sure hope a vaccine comes along soon. These two weeks have driven lots of people insane.

 

I’d rather get sick and recover, then develop an immunity, than pay to take an untested vaccine

 

As for my survival list:

Books
A fidget spinner
A well with a supply of water
My record player
Liquor cabinet
My dog

 

Officially In "Isolation Mode" Here... ....Two Shops At The Supermarket In Two Days Set Me Back Over

$900-00........Then Today I Took Out A 12 Month Online Subscription To My Local Newspaper........

And To Top It Off And Ensure "Survival"......32 Liters Of Red Wine..... And 16 Liters Of "Coke No Sugar'........

20 Kg Of Cat And Bird Mince Plus Boxes Of Wet Pouches........

Don't Know How I'm Going To Cope Reading The Paper Online........It Will Be The First Time I Have

Not Had One In My Hand In My Lifetime.... ....Going To Be A Hard Habit To Break.

So There.........I Think Iv'e Covered Most Things But If Someone Thinks Of Something Iv'e

Missed.........Speak Up Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace.......



Cheers Glen.

 

You don't have near enough wine....

 

Bought All That Because The Manager Offered Me "Bulk Discount"........It Will Most Likely Sit

In The Pantry For Many Months.......



Cheers Glen.

 

30 cartons of cigarettes, a case of Afrin nasal spray, a shitload of Lasagna. Purina and catnip for Carl and Lenny The Cats.

 

I'm getting a little worried about the beer supply.

After this case, and the case in the fridge and the case in the garage, I'll only have one case left.

 

Don't be dropping the shit, damn.

 

why do you need so much of that particular item?

 

The doomsday Preppers all over the country are saying “See we told you so” ...lol...

 

Interesting thread but can I just ask why people would stock up on so much water???? The virus does not mean our mains water supply would suddenly end I don't get the logic