Isn't that lovely

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Epiphany, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    My cat just pooped under the Christmas tree
     
  2. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    its the gift that keeps on givin
     
  3. juggalo_again

    juggalo_again Banned

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    thats a sign
     
  4. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    'Cause the cat knows how stupid christmas really is.
     
  5. _ian_

    _ian_ Member

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    atleast your cat isnt climing in the tree and knocking it over. :p
     
  6. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    :X indeed.... It's a sign! :X
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    kick the kitty
     
  8. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    A sign how crappy the commercialism of the holiday has become instead of the true meaning of Christmas.
     
  9. juggalo_again

    juggalo_again Banned

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    no, theres a saying to it
    "if your cat shits under your tree, you must show your tits to me"
     
  10. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    LOL

    I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in old sayings
     
  11. juggalo_again

    juggalo_again Banned

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    thats ok cause it's a new one
     
  12. DarkStarRising

    DarkStarRising Member

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    you should move the cat crap to your cats favorite sleeping spot....that'll teach it!!!!
     
  13. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    early christmas present! it's your cats way of saying "i love you and merry christmas, bitch" hehe just kiddin im sure your cat loves you and is very sorry.
     
  14. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Her favorite spot is my bed LOL

    She also has decided that her poop is too good to be mixed in with my sister's cat. If that cat goes in the box first, mine will go outside of the box on the floor. Apparently it is too hard for her to use the other box.
     
  15. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    Congratulations! You've been visited by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo!
     
  16. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    :) awww thanks... although, I don't quite think she does. She always gives me evil looks.
     
  17. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    aww cats can be such bitches! they all have a distinct personality too. that's why they are so cool. evil cat looks can be rather frightening.
     
  18. madbeast

    madbeast Member

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    my friends cat is the laziest oldest fuck of a cat ever lol, never hunted a day in its life. she wakes up on her birthday...the cat is on her bed with a dead mouse in its mouth...HAPPY BIRTHDAY never caught anything after that day either...lol
     
  19. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    My sister's boyfriend came over and something about him set my cat off. She was sitting on the couch by him and he jokingly pointed his finger at her. All her fur stood up and she flipped out, hissing and growling at him. If he so much as peeks at her, she spazs.

    Mmmm....dead mice... how sweet. lol
     
  20. juicy_redgirl

    juicy_redgirl Daphney

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    Atleast you get a christmas tree. :(

    No trees up at Daphney's house this year.

    Also if the cat tends to always go to the bathroom on the floor in the same spot you should put an airfreshner by it...
     
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