Isaac Hayes has Died

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  1. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    Soul legend Isaac Hayes dead at 65


    (CNN) -- Soul singer and arranger Isaac Hayes, who won Grammy awards and an Oscar for the theme from the 1971 action film "Shaft," has died, sheriff's officials in Memphis, Tennessee, reported Sunday.

    Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Schular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff's Department.

    Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 2 p.m., the sheriff's department said.

    No foul play is suspected, the agency said in a written statement.
     
  2. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    damn. Black funny men just can't survive this weekend.

    Shaft!

    Who's the black private dick
    That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
    (Shaft!)
    You're damn right

    Who is the man
    That would risk his neck for his brother man?
    (Shaft!)
    Can ya dig it?

    Who's the cat that won't cop out
    When there's danger all about
    (Shaft!)
    Right on

    You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
    (Shut your mouth)
    But I'm talkin' about Shaft
    (Then we can dig it)

    He's a complicated man
    But no one understands him but his woman
    (John Shaft)
     
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    teh? are you like getting emails on obits or something? this is the second notice you posted in 2 days... LOL.
     
  4. does2

    does2 Member

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    damn horace, you must have secret connections in the under world...
     
  5. chewydewy

    chewydewy Member

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    he likes cnn! fucking news how'd they get a website
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
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    Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
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    Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
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    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth...
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    As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
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    Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
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    Suck on my balls...
     
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    deleted Visitor

    salty balls classic... J-man.
     
  8. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    Man wtf yesterday bernie now isaac wtf man damn :eek:
     
  9. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    why the fuck is everyone dying this summer
     
  10. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    awww chef
     
  11. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    [​IMG]

    I'm gonna make love even when im dead my body might be cold but it's always warm in my bed make love even when im dead :cheers2:
     
  12. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Awwww.. thats too bad.. I have the theme from shaft as my ringtone :( I will listen to it now
     
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    might have been a succubus that killed chef.. we'll never know..
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    awww.. that sucks :(
    rip
     
  15. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Good god, fuck the polar bears and all those endangered species, we need to protect celebrities! Heath ledger, George carlin (sp?), bernie mac, and now chef?! Damn!
     
  17. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    LMFAO im an animal lover but they've gotten outta hand w/ these dog and polar bear commercials w/e happen to the coca cola polar bears i loved those cute bastards are they extinct now :rolleyes:
     

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