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2. Gloucester

a. noun
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.

Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.

b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school, smoke weed, go off roading, and bust your ass on rocks while skating.

C. A Favorable place to attempt Wakeboarding and several other watersports. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.

Wigger 1: Yo, you don't fuck wit me! I live in that busted up trailer park called Sea Breeze. Yo, Charles, lemme hit that gravity.

Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked. Shit, that niggas got a blunt... lemme hit that.

Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?

Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma. Hot damn.

Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation. Lemme hit that bong.

 

1. Edinburgh 46 up, 2 down

Gaelic Name, Dùn Èideann,Dunedin
Also Known as Auld Reekie and The Athens of the North
Population 450,000 (approx)
Capital City of Scotland since 1437.
The city is dominated by a huge castle built upon an extinct Volcano and the history of Edinburgh is woven around this grand structure.Originally a Celtic Hillfort inhabited by the Votadini tribe called it Din Eidyn later anglicised into the present name.Edinburgh can be split in to two areas,The old town which grew around the castle and slopes and the New town largely built in the 18th century.Holyrood Palace is found at the other end of the 'Royal Mile'which leads down a slope from the castle.This Palace has been a royal residence of Scottish Monarchs since the 15th century,The present Queen of Great Britain also uses it.
Edinburgh is home to the Scottish Parliament(Restored in 1999)

Edinburgh has a Fascinating History and is the most visited City in Scotland
Some Famous People Born in Edinburgh Include, Tony Blair ,Sean Connery ,Alexander Graham Bell, Robert Louis Stevenson ,Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Walter Scott and Feild Marshal Sir Douglas Haig

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2. Edinburgh 66 up, 44 down

Good place, nice city and great clubs. Opposite of Glasgow.

I came back from Glasgow because the place was so bad.

by Carlton D Dec 7, 2004 email it
3. Edinburgh 45 up, 24 down

Is a city where the occupants can use correct grammer. For example, we know when to use capitals;
Edinburgh
as apposed to
edinburgh

Occupants of Edinburgh are able to identify when they need to use capital letters.

by mogwai Jan 4, 2005 email it
4. Edinburgh 10 up, 44 down

Edinburgh is a place full of prostitutes, junkies and poofters that take it up the shite pipe.

See that poof from Edinburgh, he takes it up the shite pipe the fucking bufter!

tags whore gay wasters shit batty boys
by Javinder London Apr 14, 2006 email it
5. edinburgh 32 up, 89 down

It would be a nice place if it wasn't full of fuckin edinbuggers.

I went to edinburgh. It was shite. So I went back to Glasgow

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Mine is just complete ridiculousness compared to yours.

 

757 73 up, 12 down
Area code denoting the hardest and most true to the street area in the U.S. Hampton Roads, home of the seven deadly cities: Chesapeake, Newport News, Norfolk, Hampton, Portsmouth, Suffolk, and Virginia Beach. Located in Southeastern Virginia, Hampton Roads would be the second largest city in the United States, behind New York City, and ranking above NYC in homicide if it were not split into seven independent cities.

"Where you from?"
"Da 757"



2. 757 55 up, 15 down
Area code for Hampton Roads area in Va, especially Newport News, aka Bad News.


Person 1: Yo WTF man, why'd you shank that guy?

Person 2: I'm from the 757, bitch, thats how I roll.

1. Seven Cities 20 up, 3 down
A region, also known as Hampton Roads, located in southeastern Virginia at the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. The name derives from the region's seven independent cities, not part of any county: Chesapeake, Hampton, Newport News, Norfolk, Portsmouth, Suffolk, and Virginia Beach.

The Seven Cities are located in the 757 area code and are thus also referred to as the "seven of the seven-five-seven" or the "seven deadly cities"

There sure are a shitload of sailors in the Seven Cities.

 

although i do have the glasgow, "fuckin edinburger twatcuntfaces" kind of things

 

A city in New York's Dutchess County. Always debated whether it is upstate or downstate. The New York State Department of tourism considers everything north of Poughkeepsie to be upstate.

Poughkeepsie is split into Town of Poughkeepsie and City of Poughkeepsie. For no reason. City has low taxes, small houses. Town has huge houses, high taxes. Town includes Arlington district (Pleasant Valley, Lagrange, Overlook, Titusville etc.) and Spackenkill District (Hagan, Nassau, Beachwood).

The town's HIGH taxes carry the weight of the entire town.

Poughkeepsie is the home of Vassar College. One of the top colleges in the nation.

Poughkeepsie is near Hyde Park, Wappingers, Newburgh, Beacon, Highland, and other towns.

Spackenkill High School, a small school with about 500 students, is considered to be the best high school. This is only in grades, education. The lockers don't even have locks.

Many people are flocking from nyc to Poughkeepsie. The population is steadily increasing.

Has the best view of the Hudson River.

read the first definition, and then add this to the bottom:

its a place where all the kids in middle and high school wished they were from New York City and they all want to be like 50 Cent, G-Unit, The Game, the Gotti boys, etc.

its basically a college town with alot of colleges near it or in it, and all the kids/college people go clubbing almost every night and drink alcoholic beverages all the time. if you dont drink and go to the club, atleast on wed, thurs, fri, sat, sun, mon, (note i left out tuesday on purpose) then you are not considered "cool" or "popular".

boy1: yo im from the Bronx homieeee
man1: nigga, stfu you from Poughkeepsie. you went to the Bronx to see a fucking Yankee game.
boy2: im from Queens homieeee
man1: shut the hell up you little bitch, you from Poughkeepsie too. you went to Queens to go to LGA and JFK.
boy3: yo yo yo!! im from Manhaten!! Uptown baby!
man1: oh puh-lease. youre just a doofy lil motherfucker who wishes he was from Manhattan. learn to spell it right bitch. go back to your mansion in Poughkeepsie.
boy4: im from BK Brooklyn nukka!
man1: please dont EVER say "nukka" you fucking retard. and just because you just said "nukka" you automatically are not from Brooklyn.
boy4: Staten Island sucks... i know because i used to live there.
man1: no you didnt. you dont even know where Staten Island is. go back to Poughkeepsie.
boy6: ive been to The Bronx to watch a baseball game, ive been to Manhattan to watch a play, ive been to Queens to go to the airport, ive been to Brooklyn to go to Coney Island. and im from Poughkeepsie.... but i LOVE NYC alot, and i wish i was from there.
man1: finally someone with enough sense! bravo, kid.


n. (Pa-kip-see) New Jersey slang for a location inconveniently far away; from the city in Upstate New York.

"That's way d'hell out in Poughkeepsie."

 

lancaster 37 up, 25 down

Home of the amish and their corn bread. Also place where an assortment of college kids live together and touch eachother in vulgar ways. It is the temporary home of some preppy coke heads from connecticut, skanks from new jersey, japs from new york, wannabees from maryland, average jo's from p.a., and really confused people from the other 45 states. Lancaster has one bar, which smells like piss, and the entire town smells like cow shit. The owner of this 1 bar has 2 teeth. Actually, there is another bar called Brickyard. Its the only place to go where you can take your mind off of the fact that you are stuck in fuckville, pa.

Townies call Lancaster (lan-cuh-stir)
and end every sentence like they're asking a question
OUt of Townies call Lancaster (Lang-cass-ter)
we are pushy, rude, entitled, and we drive our parent's bmw


this is fuckin hillarious

 

Well, Morehead is...

2. Morehead 1 thumb up

a crappy town in North Carolina that gets infested with tourists from April-November. Consists of nothing more than the beach and Wal-mart, yet people seem to love it.

Man, I'm going to Morehead this weekend!
Thats gay, Morehead sucks.

 

haha, here's two completely opposite "definitions" of Wilmington -

2. Wilmington
14 up, 5 down


A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla.

Wilmington girl a: Did you see Pacey from Dawson's Creek at the Trolley Stop?
Wilmington girl B: Yeah and Dawson was at Target with Joey Potter.


4. Wilmington
41 up, 51 down


City in North Carolina that only true gangstas stroll through. Fros are required and timberlands are recommended. We don't eat no vegetables down 'ere, they ain't gangsta enough. (Also known as Wilmy Wonka.)

I just walked through Wilmington and I was knee deep in crack rocks!

Person1: Where Latisha from?
Person2: ...Wilmington....
Person1: Oh...

 

My town (Mount Orab) isn't in it.

Oh well.

 

no, but my school is..well not yet. but it will be in a little bit.




LSMSA
The Louisiana School for Math, Science and the Arts. A residential public high school in Natchitoches, (na-ka-dish) Louisiana.
"hey, i got into lsmsa!"
"please dont turn into a pot head lesbian"




and my state is....apparantly..


Louisiana
41 up, 2 down


Where it occurred to me that the finest Hooters in the country are all located in College towns south of the Mason Dixon Line.

Best Hooters in the world Baton Rouge Louisiana, Worst Hooter in the World New York City.

Sorry New York.
hahahah....



Louisiana
22 up, 1 down

Louisiana-cool name, cool place, kind of the best place ever. hey , we got parishes and yall dont.

in louisiana we got gators comin out our ears.

 

If all of those are as true as mine are...

 

Richmond
34 up, 38 down


Richmond, Virginia. aka Fist City aka Ultimate City aka The Capital of the South. A bar on every block, pink shirted preps, rednecks, and dirty punks. Tall boys of PBR. Only city in the world with a street of statues glorifying the leaders of a defeated army! J.E.B. Stuart and Robert E. Lee bitches! People get in a fuss when a statue of an African American tennis player is placed on the same road with all of their beloved Confederate war heros. The Arthur Ashe monument looks like he is going to beat those kids with his tennis racket!

VB kid: Shakah brah! I'm going back to Vah Beeach because I heard there are head high sets today. Should be totally gnar gnar! What are you going to do?

Richmond kid: Ride my fixed gear bike around Fist city and drink tall boys of PBR and maybe smack a ho.

VB kid: sweet! now where are my volcom board shorts?

beboppin 5 up, 2 down
Beboppin is the act of walking or moving around campus/downtown in a very specific manner. Not only does a bebopper know that they are better than everyone else, they also know that there is no other way. Beboppin takes practice and CANNOT be achieved by just anyone. It is an art form that originated around the University of Virginia, in Charlottesville, VA and now is rapidly taking over the world one college campus at a time. The physical art comes naturally once the mental state is found.
Also, if one is lucky enough to find "bebop" jeans and rock them while beboppin, they truly have reached beboppin euphoria.

"Allison is beboppin to the beach."

 

Hloy shit there it is:

Gaelic Name, Dùn Èideann,Dunedin
Also Known as Auld Reekie and The Athens of the North
Population 450,000 (approx)
Capital City of Scotland since 1437.
The city is dominated by a huge castle built upon an extinct Volcano and the history of Edinburgh is woven around this grand structure.Originally a Celtic Hillfort inhabited by the Votadini tribe called it Din Eidyn later anglicised into the present name.Edinburgh can be split in to two areas,The old town which grew around the castle and slopes and the New town largely built in the 18th century.Holyrood Palace is found at the other end of the 'Royal Mile'which leads down a slope from the castle.This Palace has been a royal residence of Scottish Monarchs since the 15th century,The present Queen of Great Britain also uses it.
Edinburgh is home to the Scottish Parliament(Restored in 1999)

Edinburgh has a Fascinating History and is the most visited City in Scotland
Some Famous People Born in Edinburgh Include, Tony Blair ,Sean Connery ,Alexander Graham Bell, Robert Louis Stevenson ,Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Walter Scott and Feild Marshal Sir Douglas Haig

 

beat you to it man...

 

1. Fleming 8 up, 3 down

A Homosexual obsessed with scat

Did you hear Mike is a Fleming

tags fleming flleming flem flemingo flemming


Wow....that's what I got for my county's name.
That's hot.

 

Roxbury 11 up, 8 down

A small rich, suburban town in Morris County New Jersey. Basically filled with hundreds of white kids that don't know how to spend their parents money...so they buy stupid shit like big ass sun glasses, and every garment for either Hollister, or Abercrombie possible. If they don't spend their money on these things it will most likely be spent on weed, or liquor. The band is awesome and the choir is even better,despite how good that band is people still deny being a peart of it.

"I went to Roxbury to see that movie."

"I went to the Roxbury diner after the dance."

"I went to the white castle in Roxbury."

"I went bowling a circle lanes in Roxbury."

"Wow she's such a stupid whore, she must be from Roxbury."


Roxbury 12 up, 10 down

Roxbury, New Jersey is actually a LOWER Middle-Class community. It is 100% on-par with every Middle-Class and Lower Middle-Class community anywhere else in the United States. This proves the statement WRONG that Roxbury is filled with "kids that don't know how to spend their parent's money." Ass-wipe.

Roxbury has the benefit of being in one of the richest Counties in the U.S. This gives the people who live in the "shittier" sections of town, an excuse to bitch about the people who are so "rich" and live in the "nicer" sections of town...hence at least one of the previous definitions here.

The average income of a typical Roxbury resident is well below $100,000 a year. Much closer to $60,000 and below. The town is NOT filled with "rich" people, "rich" girls that wear "huge sunglasses" (that would be County College of Morris).

Roxbury does have a fairly good wrestling and football team, correct. The High School is getting worse as far as rules go. The High School is NOT a jail-cell. High School is ridiculously easy there, yet the children that populate the High School think it is really cool to act like they hate it very much-so.

As far as Choir and Band go, they are good; but no one gives a shit because they are almost all fags. The town wasted a huge budget on an addition to the High School so they can have more room to play their little instruments.

Roxbury does not throw the best parties in the area. Period. Drive into Roxbury at 11:00PM on any week-night, or weekend, and the town is 100% dead.

The Roxbury Mall is the main attraction of Roxbury teenage residents, and other surrounding towns. It is very "cool" for people from other towns to come to the Roxbury Mall blasting old, gay music, such as "Barbie Girl" hanging out of their ~$15,000 automobile singing along with the lyrics. Then it is also "cool" for people hanging out in a random parking-lot such as "Electronics Expo" to scream back "FAGS!".

A large portion of scumbags hang out at McDonalds, and Cinema 10. Not all, but a large portion. McDonalds attracts more of an older crowd, and the wanna-be tough gangsters hang out at Cinema 10. Due to the fact that Roxbury is a Lower Middle-Class town, that is why there are WANNA-BE gangsters at Cinema 10. Age bracket of Cinema 10 is somewhere between 12-16. Up until the Summer of 2005 McDonalds parking lot would be filled with ricers. 99% rice, 1% fast cars. These people were usually 20+ and have nothing to do for some reason.

Roxbury is also a relatively diverse town. There are the "average" amount of minorities considering the area. No girls pretend to get pregnant, or become pregnant. There are a handfull of pregnant teenagers that were in the High School/graduated...just as there would be with ANY town in the United States.

Lastly, as you can see from almost all of the wrong defiintions, the town is filled with a bunch of teenage kids who think that their life is WAY worse than it actually is...hence their borderline mentally retarded definitions of the town they most likely live in.

Mount Olive Toolbag 1: "Yo, lets go to Roxbury and blast gay music and call everyone gay at the mall."

Mount Olive Toolbag 2: "Sick idea, BRO!"


Unfortuntly, all true.

 

London Ontario 29 up, 10 down
A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world [which are all in the process of being cut down by the government who need to find better things for their employees to do] .....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

 

el cajon
3 up, 4 down


City in East San Diego County, California. Absolutely crawling with violent, white-trash tweakers, homophobes, hardcore racists, and some unfortunate people of Mexican descent who can't afford to live anywhere else. If you've bought drugs in San Diego, they probably came from here. Fat girls in sweats are the rule, as is beating your wife/kids and fighting with police, neighbors or anyone else you think has "disrespected" you.

The rent is so high in Clairemont, I've been thinking about moving to El Cajon.

Are you shitting me?





thats where i grew up. i didnt like the boise ones. especially the ones that say its a place for hippies, cause its not.

 

hey i'm from Mount Olive.

but is what all the dumb kids in my town do.