oh yeah and i was being sarcastic and he thought i was being serious about hating you and your musical taste and gave me good rep
Probably because dicks can't poop, but they can piss and ejaculate... Now if you said he was an ass, that would be a different story.
surely if you're a big walking dick, you would have developed arms, legs, a mouth, eyes and so on, so why not an arse?
But it already could walk as you said it was a walking dick that devoloped legs and other bits and pieces... what? so it could walk faster or something? A dick with three or four legs? I'd like to see a one legged dick.