Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by Boogabaah, Feb 2, 2008.
is the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty, but Im not a pessimist.
Depends on what it is. If it's beer, it's half empty and I'm going to need another one soon. If it's prune juice, it's half full and I ain't drinkin' the rest of it.
Lol, right on.
Half full when you are filling it and half empty while you are drinking it.
Their is a true scientific explanation for everything in life.
Well, almost everything.
Depends how you find it
One can hope to add to it
But will be always be taken away from
Neither, I just threw it against the wall and use my drinking horn instead.
Excellent! That's exactly what my response was going to be, you beat me to it Will.
Always half fool
....Says the roaring great white shark....
There's a glass?
Musta missed that memo...
^^ The glass contains only half of what its fully capable of containing.
Depends what's in it. If it's something pleasant, it's half empty; if it's something unpleasant, it's half full.
i think this glass is probably 3/4 full.
I know one thing for sure, it is usually almost empty come Monday morning.
Gravity is merely being honest,
Wanting to make love to everything,
She can never, possibly, get enough!
Languidly sucking on amorphous liquids,
Quasi-crystals, of the most disorderly kind,
That all sparkle like diamonds in the daylight,
And, might as well be fireflies destined to go out,
Once she is finished sucking on them good and hard!
Without gravity, the glass is neither half empty nor half full,
While, with gravity, the glass itself can be considered the liquid.
A completely empty or full glass, becomes a complete oxymoron,
And each must decide for themselves just how much liquid it contains.
Not to mention, how much of it is composed of salt water, piss, and vinegar,
Whether or not we prefer to drink the contents or the glass itself.
For reality without dreams is just somebody's nightmare,
While dreams without reality are someone else's fantasy.
If a tree should fall and no one is around to hear it,
According to modern physics, it did not occur in our universe.
Mother Nature's love is irresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!
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