is the glass half empty or half full?

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by Boogabaah, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah Do Not Feed

    is the glass half empty or half full?
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  2. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    Half empty, but Im not a pessimist.
  3. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

    Depends on what it is. If it's beer, it's half empty and I'm going to need another one soon. If it's prune juice, it's half full and I ain't drinkin' the rest of it.
  4. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    Lol, right on.
  5. Goander

    Goander Member

    Half Full
  6. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    Half full when you are filling it and half empty while you are drinking it.
    Their is a true scientific explanation for everything in life.
    Well, almost everything.
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    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill

    Depends how you find it
    One can hope to add to it
    But will be always be taken away from
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  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Neither, I just threw it against the wall and use my drinking horn instead. :)
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  9. Eric!

    Eric! Member

    Excellent! That's exactly what my response was going to be, you beat me to it Will.
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  10. etherea

    etherea mother of the idiot children

    Always half fool
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  11. Eric!

    Eric! Member

    ....Says the roaring great white shark....
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    Eric! Member

  13. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    There's a glass?

    Musta missed that memo...
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  14. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

  15. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

    ^^ The glass contains only half of what its fully capable of containing.
  16. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    Depends what's in it. If it's something pleasant, it's half empty; if it's something unpleasant, it's half full.
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  17. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man. HipForums Supporter

  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i think this glass is probably 3/4 full.

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  19. xrunnerdude

    xrunnerdude Member

    I know one thing for sure, it is usually almost empty come Monday morning.
  20. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Lubricated Reality

    Gravity is merely being honest,
    Wanting to make love to everything,
    She can never, possibly, get enough!
    Languidly sucking on amorphous liquids,
    Quasi-crystals, of the most disorderly kind,
    That all sparkle like diamonds in the daylight,
    And, might as well be fireflies destined to go out,
    Once she is finished sucking on them good and hard!
    Without gravity, the glass is neither half empty nor half full,
    While, with gravity, the glass itself can be considered the liquid.
    A completely empty or full glass, becomes a complete oxymoron,
    And each must decide for themselves just how much liquid it contains.
    Not to mention, how much of it is composed of salt water, piss, and vinegar,
    Whether or not we prefer to drink the contents or the glass itself.
    For reality without dreams is just somebody's nightmare,
    While dreams without reality are someone else's fantasy.
    If a tree should fall and no one is around to hear it,
    According to modern physics, it did not occur in our universe.
    Mother Nature's love is irresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!​
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2018

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