Is he a bag of douch?

Today i went to hang out with my girlfriend,bestfriend and her friend. Ive never really liked the guy but I tolerated his retarded comments and attempts to be funny so far. Today we meet at the library and the first thing he choses to do is call me and my friend hoes. He was kidding but who does that. He notices that im high so begins talking about it while were in a libary. When we leave the libary he gets all self conscious that hes carrying a bag with all of his stuff in it like a girl so he gives it to my girlfriend. She doesnt want to carry his bag so i take it from her and try to give it back to him,he wont take it so i put it down.....anyway he swings the fucking bag (which contains a nintendo ds) at my fucking head. The Ds must of hit me cause i have a lump on my forehead. Im a peacefull guy but i really wanted to punch him in the face. Was I in the wrong or is this guy just an asshole?

 

hes an asshole you shouldve threw him in traffic

 

I'd be like "fuck you, man"



tell him to get away from you.


Sounds like a Stanley.

thats what I call those kind of people

 

yea he's a bag of douche.

 

sounds like a douche bag to me.

 

Theirs only two people i actually know and hate and hes one of them. I felt like kicking his ass but hes my girl's friend.

 

sounds like a

 

I'd jap-slaped him on both sides of the head. shit.

 

excuse me sir but you are supposed to be in the convo thread

 

douchebaggery

 

I had a friend like that.

He used to try to pick fights with everyone non-stop. He actually threw a few punches at me one time.

Then after that I just told everyone that he tried coke (he told me not to tell anyone) and stopped talking to him.

I don't like violence, so if someone hits me or something I usually get back at them without violence.

 

oops. I dont think he was tring to fight me he was just acting like he always does and I cant be around that anymore.

 

lmao jap-slap.
my dad used to say that me and my brother when we were little and misbehaved.
"i'm gonna jap-slap you on the back of the head if you don't settle down!"
hahaha.

 

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Jk that guys a douche

 

i didn't think they made em like that anymore. douching is unhealthy you know.

but yah, hes an ass. just cause hes your girls friend doesn't mean hes your friend. he needs to get knocked out.

 

kick his ass

 

ass

 

Yeah, kick his ass.

 

dude your sig hits it right on the head, hahaha.

BTW that dude sound kinda weird i would get mad in a situation like yours as well, its pretty fucked up

 

haha did you notice in his sig that the stocks are down

everyones too high to invest