is god?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by tra1lerpark rasta, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. TheLizardKingMike

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    Am I a boy or a lady? I don't know which.
     
  2. FunHogg

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    God is a smokin' ladyboy that makes you confused about your sexuality...
     
  3. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    to quote God

    "I am what I am"
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

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    No, you do have to be black to be a Rasta.

    Rastas kinda dislike white people.
     
  5. Hiram Joseph Yates

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    At last a discerning man of fine intellect.
     
  6. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    You people are so stupid. Nature is feminine and Spirit is masculine. Havent you learned anything about love and God you bunch of fucking depraved, disgusting, obsessive lowlifes?
     
  7. neodude1212

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    what if I find nature to be masculine and spirit to be feminine?

    or nature to be part masculine and part feminine, and spirt part masculine and part feminine.
     
  8. RELAYER

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    Then you will find yourself on vicodin sleeping in a dumpster, because you will have violated the movement of the Tao and reversed the flow of yin and yang
     
  9. neodude1212

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    haha.

    who got to decide which is yin and which is yang?
     
  10. RELAYER

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    The masculine, since men are smarter than woman
     
  11. neodude1212

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    uh oh.

    I sense moodiness. :rolleyes:
     
  12. RELAYER

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    The truth has no emotions attached to it. Like I said, just pure objective fact. It aint easy being the medium for reality for everyone else!
     
  13. neodude1212

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    I'm doubting you john. I want to say you are still human. Probably just because I need someone to be down on my level with me. :(
     
  14. RELAYER

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    Doubting me? Hey yea that's cool, sometimes I doubt myself. In vain of course
     
  15. neodude1212

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    hey I thought you were pure objective fact man. are you trying to scam me?? :mad: doubting even in vain is doubting ya know.
     
  16. tra1lerpark rasta

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    god is clearly a woman
     
  17. Hiram Joseph Yates

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    If you grab his yang, he will give yin, like "I give."
     
  18. Hiram Joseph Yates

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    BTW, any doubts? Ha Ha Ha. These threads are better than Comedy Central.
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i always thought god was male AND female. after all, god reproduced all by itself.
     
  20. atla23

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    both and neither
     
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