Introducing the Regressive Party

The Regressive Party's official website. What do you think?

 

Hell yeah. I wants to be a member!

 

Don't know about you, but I'm sure as hell signing up for the Army's elite vampire-hunting unit.

 

When are people going to stop cross posting this retards rants?

 

Maddox = God. There is no "retard" in the equation.

 

Why not come up with your own funny?

 

I did, but my site got dick for traffic and I was wasting too much free time updating and writing. So I'm stuck reading other people rants and sharing the ones that I think are good on forums that I belong to.

 

I thought it was funny...

"ska is banned, nobody listens to ska."

 

Man, I wants to be a vampire hunter. Aside from hunting vampires, can we go beat up those fuckin goth kids?? Please!?!?!

 

Of course! That's half the fun of hunting vampires!