intresting thingy read it

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  1. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    2 tough questions


    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
    three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
    had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the response for this
    one.


    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
    counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

    Candidate A. = Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
    drinks 8 to
    10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B. = He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
    evening.


    Candidate C. = He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first...
    no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.










    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you
    said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

    Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built
    the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic


    And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
    little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
    businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

    Can you guess which organization this is?



    Give up yet?








    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
    group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
    the rest of us in line.
     
  2. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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  3. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    wow!!!!! good post man.
     
  4. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    nice post, but wasn't Hitler a sometimes speedfreak, like JFK?
     
  5. So_It_Is

    So_It_Is Member

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    hitler also had a urine fetish with his niece. plus he bit his carpet when he was angry. thats why hes called teppichfresser
     
  6. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    ^hahaah funny about the teppichfresser thing!
     
  7. out_in_the_sticks

    out_in_the_sticks Member

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    i said no, B, and was thinkin about the government while reading the third lol i liked that
     
  8. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    Heh, nice post. Though I have already seen this so I knew the "answers". Still interesting facts though.

    Oh and when I first decided who to elect I chose Hitler lol
     
  9. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    I knew all 3 presidential candidates based on those descriptions.

    hitler really was a smart man minus the whole killing jewish people thing. baha.
     
  10. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    ^ didn't he marry his like 13 year old cousin?

    or was that jerry lee louis or whatever his name was

    or maybe i'm just crazy
     
  11. Angel86

    Angel86 Member

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    You posted that here to blow the stoners' minds---mission accomplished*: )
     
  12. asilos vulnerado

    asilos vulnerado Senior Member

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    That is a nice nice nice way of arguing with close minded skeptical people
     
  13. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Edgar Alan Poe?
     
  14. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, yes. Like someone mentioned, Hitler had a relationship with a young niece. Edgar Allan Poe married his cousin too, though, I can't remember how old she was.
     
  15. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    i read this before
    its fucking crazy though
     
  16. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    13 :p
     
  17. theknot535904

    theknot535904 Member

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    bravo! i laughed so hard at the end
     
  18. sourdiesel06

    sourdiesel06 Member

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    I wonder who could drink more between FDR and Churchill.
     
  19. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    im down with hitler
     
  20. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    Probably Winston Churchill. How about between Bon Scott and Keith Moon?
     

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