this was emailed to me... I don't know if I should be offended or laugh p ) * I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. * I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. * Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. * When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. * My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. * All things being equal, you lose. * If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. * I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. * Smile... Tomorrow will be worse. * It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. * Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. * Thank you for not annoying me more than you do. * Everyone is entitled to my opinion. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. * If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. * A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. * Never miss a good chance to shut up. * I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain. * It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. * Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others. * I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. * I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in? * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it. * I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be. * I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced. * I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. * I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. * Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon. * It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process. * You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me. * Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. * You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. * Well this day was a total waste of make-up. * Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. * Do they ever shut up on your planet? * I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable. * Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine. * Don't worry. I forgot your name too. * Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? * You look like shit. Is that in style now? * Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. * I don't have an attitude problem, it's supposed to be this way. * It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly. * Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting. * I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist? * I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation. * I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost. * It is just you. * I heard you, and so what if the world's ending at noon today, I can't chat with you until tomorrow. * I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. * I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. * You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same. * If I throw a stick, will you go away? * I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk. * If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." * If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. * A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you. * Next time you get the urge to think...don't. * I'm not antisocial. I just don't like people. * Would you kindly shut your noise hole. * You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species. * "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot. * It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off. * It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust. * Next time you wave, use all your fingers. * Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? * Well, I was nearly killed three times, fell off a bridge and broke my jaw. How was your day? * On your way down the banister of life, may your ass collect tons of splinters. * Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable. * I'm sorry.. Am I poking holes in your self-esteem bucket? * Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. * If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. * I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth. * Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
ahahah! lol those are so funny and mean! I hope nobody says those and means them lol Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. oh, wait, not me, you.
