Insult The Poster Above You!

let the games begin

 

your mom called ....she said your new bieber cd arrived in the mail

 

why would I insult him? he is so pathetic that I cant make him feel any worse by calling him names.

 

I saw you at a Flyers game earlier this year, with a Flyers jersey, hat and everything.

 

Sorry, my dog ate your One Direction concert ticket

 

you made me cry.....

 

thats not exactly a challenging thing to do

 

Your imagination is bigger than your balls.

oops...no, I did not say that.


hehe

 

you spend 12 hours each day wondering about my balls

 

you really wish I do, don't you?

Like I said...big imagination.....

 

I don't know you, so the best I can say is that for all I know you're right there in the middle as far as people are concerned, in every way, shape, form and attitude.

 

You smell like a dumpster.

 

Ah yes ... you go round sniffing them all the time, don't you, so you know just EXACTLY what they smell like!

 

Bitch!

 

You can say that all you like ... but you still won't look like Princess Di in the photograph, ya know!



(Explanation ... Princess Di's trick was to say "bitch" when being photographed, because she said it produced a much better smile than saying "cheese" ... and if ya don't believe me, try it!!!)

 

Beachball?

Was Baseball too hard to spell?

 

Now run boy!

 

Can't, You left my wheel chair in the lock position

 

:wheelchair: white beard suits you..santa

 

Hey, I let it flow. They call me Gredylocks, the older version of Goldylocks.

You should shave yours though, The Starlings are a swarming.