Although I am always a fan of the dirty joke, it is always fun to hear the occaisonal clean, innocent joke... for instance: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he was feeling crummy anyone else have jokes like this?
There's a man who goes to the library and sees a frog there, who takes out 10 books. The next day, the man goes back to the library and sees the frog return the ten books, and check out another 16 books! The man is very curious to how the frog reads these books so quickly so he decides to follow him home... THe frog gets homes, sits down, picks up the book and goes "Readdit" Picks up the second book and goes "Readdit!" and so on.... haha
A penguin got arrested the other day but they released him without bail. Hey, he's a penguin. He's not a flight risk.
Q. whats the difference between chopped beef and pea soup A. everyone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup
Star Wars Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars? Han: Which one? Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi! Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Jake: I don’t know. Hayden: A Toy Yoda. Travis: Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? James: Where? Travis: The Darth Maul.
What do you call a bullet proof paki? Bud-ding What do you call a bullet proof Irish man? Rick-o-chet What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
You Bitch.... And Winge.... And Carry On About Me "Necro Liking"...... And Here You Are Doing A 13 Year Bump....LOL...????.... Cheers Glen.
I’m glad you found that funny. & I certainly can not be racist! I’m 50:50 English Pakistani..... Can’t defend myself against the Irish or disabled flies though.
