Incomplete List Of Sayings

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by AMS351996, Apr 7, 2019.

  1. AMS351996

    AMS351996 Transsexual Space-force Member

    -Light it up, light it up! (Chanted)
    -Stuff your face, pull your prick/stroke your cock/beat your meat/rub your nub, stroke your ego, sleep your day away and accumulate capital/acquire wealth/accrue wealth and perhaps replicate with new life that you have "assisted"/"aided-and-abetted" in sporing
    -Shut the gate, close the day, dance like a heathen, sing like a pagan, go to bed and stroke your demon
    -Don't be silly, smoke from a billy
    -Need some oomph, smoke from a moof
    -Smoke the smoke out of the smoke/drink the drink out of the drink/toke the toke out of the toke
    -Smoke up and smoke out, vape in and vape on
    -If you smoke you croak
    -No matter what I say, they'll do it anyway, regardless of the heresy, okay?
    -Drug's are for mug's, sold by thug's, as conservatives would have you believe
    -You booze, you snooze and ultimately loose
    -A drink and a smoke and a fat line of coke


    -We don't inherit the land from our parents, we loan it from our children (critically important in today's modern era)
    -You don't help muslims/islamics by hurting/harming christians, you don't help ethnics by hurting/harming non-ethnics, you don't help women by hurting/harming men and you don't help gays/strays by hurting/harming straights (identity politics, true-and-through)
    -Might makes right
    -The right is right
     
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2019
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Fool me once, strike one.
    Fool me twice, strike three.
     
  3. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    I used to smoke crack, I still do, but I used to too.
     
  4. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
     
  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    If it's sweet and yella, you've got juice there fella
    If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
     
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  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    One of the best:

    The innkeeper trusts his guests as he is himself
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

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  8. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. :yum:
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Or, from Oden

    "wise is the man who sits silently at banquet, watches and listens. Fool is the man who talks nonsense and boasting. A glib tongue sings to its own demise"
     
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  10. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    An onion a day keeps everyone away. :yum:
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Don't you mean garlic? :p
     
  13. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    Ha-ha. The onion was one of my mothers old sayings. She never used garlic. She called it "that foreign stuff". LOL.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    "He's so scared he's shitting bricks"

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  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    I remember on futurama when Bender got scared and shit a brick. :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: I Lol'd.
     
  16. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

    Perhaps the man who sits silently becomes more foolish. Just watching, listening, without really engaging. Passing up possible opportunities.

    While the fool becomes wiser through trail and error. Taking chances, learning more about him/herself in the process.
     
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  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Nein!
    Oden knows.
     
  18. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

    What does Oden know?
     
  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    He's basically saying, in my opinion, that being a drama queen won't get you anywhere and over the years I find it to be true in social outings. That one person who has to talk over everybody, the ones that make up boastful stories, lies and deception will often trip over themselves.

    Like he says, a loud mouth sings to his own demise. Whether that's nobody cares or is interested in them anymore or maybe a black eye and smack in the face. Then man who sat and observed doesn't get any of that and he's now aware just how much trouble the fool is and or could be.

    He sits quietly, patiently, maybe waiting for an opportunistic moment to say something, to gain something like you say. But he uses his wits. He's careful, inevative and not a fool.
     
  20. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    Ugggh, I really had a aversive reaction to this photo for some reason.
     

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