Inane Nationalism Thread

I'll start.......

Reasons America is better than Canada


1.All Canadian people are poopy pants wearing heterosexuals

 

#2 Americans call it "Inane", Canadians call it "Banal".


Damn those canadians.

 

I will follow up with:
Reasons why the rest of the world is better than America.

1: Bush.

 

wait ... what?



we talking about the Habs or the country? Cause there is no way those damned blue jackets beat the habs no matter how pretty that alternate is.

 

Reasons America is better than the Netherlands


1. Illegal drugs are illegal here

 

#3 Canadian humor sucks.

 

wait ... what?



who has the legal drugs?

 

#4 We could take Canada in about 3 1/2 hours... it would all be time positioning.

 

Reasons Columbus Ohio is better than Montreal, Quebec



1. Columbus has a far worse Hockey team that i can waste money watching

 

ummm wait .... what?


It's spelt humour. get it right yank.

 

Was that a joke? number three was dead on. :H

 

Reasons America is betterthan Canada


-we don't have a ridiculous pronunciation of the word "schedule"

 

wait ... what?



humour sans 'u' isn't the correct spelling by tradition.

 

Reasons why France sucks more than Germany:

1: The French are usually arrogant, rude, egoistic, uneducated bastards; the Germans are just arrogant, rude, egoistic bastards.

 

#5 European countries can't do anything on their own so they banded together like rats on a sinking ship.

 

wait .... what?


skedule doesn't count in Canada.

 

I'm from the tiny island of Bongloadia (just east of the equator).

When the rest of the world finally gets around to destroying itself my people will rule.


*walks away singing "God bless Bongloadia....*

 

wait ... what was #4?

 

#6 America is better at hockey then Canada, but you still have good healthcare right? *snicker*

 

bonglodia was green until osf got to it now it is time to rebonglodia would ya?


wait .... what?