Here's some of mine: Mrs Broflofski: Mr Garrison, you're a Klan member? Mr Garrison: No, Mr Hat is. Mr Hat: White Power! White Power! Mr Garrison: You are such a racist bastard, Mr Hat. Cartman: The fireman is very magic. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye. Cartman: It's the man's obligation to stick his boneration in the woman's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
I liked the bit when Cartman walks to School singing: "My baby.............takes the morning train............she works from nine to five & then...................." .
My dog's gonna kick your dog's ass. Cartmann: He's doing something to his ass. . Ned's hunting buddy explaining why killing endangered species is good. "We have to kill them so they can live." Observation about Satan after he swindles everyone, "That guys not very nice." Chef: " How are all my little crackers doing today?"
Stan to the immigrants from the future who can't speak English: Stan:I don't want a chicken sandwich! I want a goddamn cheeseburg and some goddamn fries you fucking goobacks!!!
song: Blame Canada! Big gay Al: I'm super, thanks for asking! and so many more... that I can't dredge out of my... brain... oh wait... here they are: Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. - this one made me (almost) wet myself- Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line. Token: I don't know how to play the bass. Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass. Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this. Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line! Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.
The Not Without My Anus episode: I Forgot His Name: I hate you and I hoped you had cancer T + P: Cancer!!!!???? I Forgot His Name: Yeah in the head T + P: Head Cancer!!!!????
Kyle (I think): Your dog is a Gay Homosexual. (Bear and I say this to each other at least 4 times a week.)
