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  1. King Names

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    "Rev 16:19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath."

    6 is a symbol that symbolizes an erect penis up top with an open vagina down bottom.

    Three of them in a row symbolize three sexually active couples!

    The girl in all three couples is a same one other Ba'bylon The Great Prostitute, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth. How? She, by the power of God, because she is so great, was divided into three parts.

    As for the three sexually mature boys in those three couples... They are surely Micha'el (God the original Father), Jesus (God the original Son), and Satan (God the original Stranger. Hint: More subtil than the other beasts of the field). They each get, as a reward for overcoming, a Ba'bylon The Great Prostitute, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth (the original Holy Ghost. Hint: Comforter coming across as a he by a tear in soul department, though is a she VIA having your other female sex drive part of the one God you are).

    All in all, God is actually one divided into 6 parts paired up into 3 couples in paradise. 666!

    A girl and a boy equal a man. A man is a couple... In other words, it is what the number of a man was getting at all the while in Rev 13:18.

    Change the "i" to an "e," and instead of six, six, six, you get sex, sex, sex, implying euphoria! Couples in paradise ensure a state of intense excitment and happiness!
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, Right!
     
  3. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    [/Quote] King Names. 9 letters. Turn 9 upside down:6. Triplicate that:666. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Menage de trois sextupled!
     
  4. King Names

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    God and the Lamb...

    God is a single person. The Lamb is this single person divided into six parts making up three couples.


    The appearances of a person divided making up the Lamb...

    Ba'bylon - extreme real beautiful - age 28 in appearance - Haitian. x3!

    Micha'el (the Father of Ba'bylon and Jesus) - age 40 in appearance - Haitian.

    Jesus - age 13 in appearance - Haitian.

    Satan - age 19 in appearance - Greek.
     
  5. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    Dude, you really should stop snortin' or smokin' whatever it is, 'cause it sure is fuckin' with your brain.
     
  6. Wizardofodd

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    My last child at home (10 yrs old)....who has been slowly picking up the guitar....has just discovered what she can do on my rig. Screw that little acoustic! She has been serenading me here in the guitar room with all the different noises she can make on my Roland GR-55 synth for the last hour. It's like...play, play, play....."Oh Dad!! Check this out!!" I've been listening to you the whole time. The most beautiful noise I can hear. I can listen to this for hours (I've listened for years with my older kids). I gave her 4 rules....don't tune anything, don't unplug anything, don't lose my one beloved pick and don't drop my guitar. Rock on, little girl! :drummer:
     
  7. Wizardofodd

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    And....holy shit...she figured out how to loop. I went down stairs to watch the weather on tv and was drowned out by her. Now she wants me to record her. This might be one of the best days of my life! :)
     
  8. -Yggdrasil-

    -Yggdrasil- Einherjar

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    I've attempted to learn guitar several times in my life and it's the most difficult thing I've tried to learn. Anything else comes naturally to me like sports or anything hand-eye coordinated but not guitar, nah not even close nana. Maybe one day.. I'm like Bart Simpson on the topic though, I wasn't good at it straight away so I just gave up.
     
  9. Wizardofodd

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    I was the same way. I'm not awesome on guitar but I know a few notes. You just have to keep trying and one day you might be better than you think. :)
     
  10. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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    For me it's the opposite. My hand eye coordination usually sucks, and I'm terrible at sports - but I'm great at guitar. Wouldn't it be funny if hand-ear coordination was a thing?
     
  11. Wizardofodd

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    I think the hand-ear coordination is really a thing. It might not be my thing. I was very gifted athletically. But music never was my natural talent. It's something I've had to work very hard for. Playing football, getting in the ring and fighting, etc....those things were very easy for me but they didn't give me the satisfaction that playing an instrument gave me. I would much rather make music.
     
  12. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    That's awesome. She'll be in the family business in no time. I know you've said she's done some stuff at some of your shows before. That's so fun. I hope she keeps it up.
     
  13. -Yggdrasil-

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    I think my biggest mistake was trying to learn things too advanced, that and I was hugely disappointed how much buzzing my telecaster made when down turning to B with heavy gauge strings, heh. I took that thing in to a few technicians and they couldn't do anything for me and I couldn't afford a guitar capable of playing downtuned death metal. Everyone told me to start something basic, but I'm not into basic music like that. I wasn't too bad at Metallica intros, like the first few seconds but then my big fingers got in the bloody way of everything.

    The last time I tried I thought I'd learn John Denvers - Country Roads on a cheap acoustic. I got the first two chords down pat but was never fast enough to make that 3rd chord stick and as always, that guitar collected dust.
     
  14. Ernesto Apocaloptimisto

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    The first thing I teach people that are into metal that want to learn guitar is Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana. It's really easy, can be played with one finger, and sounds cool. If that gets them excited and they're ready to move on, Where the Slime Lives is a good one to keep the flow going (standard tuning, brootal as hell). Once they're playing songs and psyched, I get into scales, then chords. I've only had one guy quit so far and he's just too busy with other stuff to focus on it right now.
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

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    I made noise until it started sounding more like music...
     
  16. Wizardofodd

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    Yup. Her and the keyboard players daughter have been best friends for their whole lives. They've been going on stage and singing for a number of years now. It's pretty cool that neither of them are afraid to do it.
     
  17. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Make rock, not war! :cheers2:
     
  18. sunfighter

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    Currently, I'm learning to play Norwegian Wood on mandolin.
     
  19. volunteer_tommy

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    You tried starting with John Denver? That was stupid.

    If you're a beginner, you have to stay standard tuning, or if you're so insistent on going into tunings like that, get a baritone guitar. I found learning easiest sticking with song intros and riffs myself - I was a Zepp-head back when I started, so I taught myself all their relatively simple songs (mostly based on riffs and power chords), learned from that, went from there. I can't say I like Zeppelin that much anymore, compared to other players I've been turned on to by others in the music community in my area.


    Yeah, music has always been more my thing... I suppose that's a big part of it too. And I would try to argue that anyone can get decent if they really put their mind to it... but then I'm forced to recall my friend David, who can't play or sing or... do anything musical at all, really, to save his life. And he wanted to and he tried. Heck, I tried to help. But All I can really tell you if you're actually like him is... well... good luck to you.
     
  20. Wizardofodd

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    When I taught my son to play, I had him learn chords and scales at the same time. I had him start alternate picking as soon as he was able to so he would learn to do it without thinking about it. And when he started learning songs...I told him about a friend of mine who can play all sorts of impressive intros and well known riffs but can't finish a song or play with a band to save his life. I told him to learn the whole song....intro, chords, riffs, solos....everything. By the time he was in middle school he could sit down and play songs like Dust In The Wind or Blackbird along with the original music and play them perfectly. Today, he's a badass. I love hearing him play.

    I know the type....and while it wasn't ever a natural talent for me....I'm a fairly seasoned musician these days. ;)
     

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