In the light of recent reli-political events and discussions... I'm currently downloading porn and masturbating - in the name of the Lord. What have you done in the name of the Lord today?
I am currently getting together a blunt, but it is in the name of Bob Marley. The lord get's his blunts on Sunday's.
And now, ladies and gentalmen it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the Holier Than Thou Singers of The First SelfRightous Church of Finger Pointers!!!!! *Music starts. Choir shuffles in. Lead singer steps up to the mike* "We just thought we'd stop on by to tell you what Christ really meant (CHOIR):WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! If he we're as smart as us, this is what he would have said (CHOIR):WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME---OF THE LORD!!! OH WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME WE'RE SPREADING GUILT AND SHAME WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME WE'RE HERE TO POINT AND BLAME WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!! We've all heard the bible say that Jesus said we shouldn't judge (CHOIR): WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!! It's OK cuzz we're alll saved, so that shit don't apply to us (CHOIR): WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME WE'RE SPREADING GUILT AND SHAME WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME RELIGION'S JUST A GAME WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!! The bible is the word of god, it's something that we should have read WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! But we've all found it's much more fun, to beat it over peoples heads WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!! WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME CONFUSION IS OUR AIM WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!! WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME WE HOPE YOU'LL DO THE SAME WE'RE LYING---(big finish)--IN THE NAME --OF---THE--- ---------LOOOOOOORORRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH---MENNNNNN!!!!!!
