In My Nieghborhood

recently there was a break ins and a dude came into a house and broke in

 

(i before e, except after c.) It was said last night (news) that a house is broken into every 18 seconds! I bet the guy that owns that house is damned tired of it!

 

Wait... He broke in after he came into the house?



HowInHellDoesSomebodyDoThat?

 

Maybe he forgot the "me" after broke?

 

Then it would be "broke me in"



Okay, I don't want to know...

 

in my neighborhood, recently there was a lawns mowed and someone mowed their lawn and cut the grass and mowed it.

 

scary story, bro.

In my neighborhood, there was a guy with a very loud motorcycle and he drove it down the street.

 

In my neighbourhood sometimes people walk dogs, and then they are out walking and they have dogs.

 

In my neighborhood...

 

Problem wit my neighborhoodz is bitches act like dey da shit but dey ain't thug. Gangsters wanna be actors, actors wanna be thugs and some y'all thugs are fallin' in love... Wasup? You need a hug?

Yeah y'all ain't about shit, too scared to pull da trigger and dats what I call a real bitch nigga.

 

I lold..

 

in my bill niethescienceguyborhood there's a crazy dude across the street who rings our bell at 11 pm to bum beers

 

that's the kind i grew up in.

 

It looks like half a deer mounted on a tree.

 

Someone in my neighborhood was spotted driving an older model dodge which created quite a buzz


Hotwater

 

In my neighborhood there is too many damn birds.

 

where i am now, there's way to much pavement in relation to vegitation, or even raw dirt.
that's to me, the thing i find depressing about cities. well one of them anyway.

i can't believe i hadn't noticed that thing about the deer. i'm seriously slipping in my old age.
i wonder how it gets into the garden on its front legs like that.
maybe its wearing the tree over its back end as camo.