Impure Shake. What to do with it?

Hello all. Yesterday I went out and bought 25 dollars worth of weed and am planning to sell it for $50 worth. The pic below shows what I'm selling (bag) and the shake (on tissue) which I'm either keeping or tossing out because I have found clumps of mud and dirt. This is a bummer because I was gonna use it for either cooking or putting it in my olive oil concoction. Some of the dirt/mud is ground up quite finely. (btw, it's from the same dealer from the other thread of mine, only that it was quite less than what I received last time and clearly not as well taken care of as I have my own)

Question is, can I salvage this shake and use it for something? Or should I just not risk it and toss the fucker out? :hysterica


*pic* (does $50 seem reasonable for the bag?)

 

roll it in a spliff and smoke it..add alittle sage if it tastes bad, but smokin alittle mud wont hurt ya at all...

wouldnt cook with it tjho, but a big ol spliff should do u good..or a blunt..

 

I suppose you're right. I'm thinking something like heating all that shake up at once and hotboxing something, ya know? Time to get creative. Any ideas anyone?

 

how about a sauna. i dunno if this is silly but im high and its the thirst thing too coem in my head

 

shake can be some of the most potent green, because of how the crystals will fall to the bottom of the bag if it falls off the bud. Smoke it however mang, but you couyld just have dirt weed, that smells like dirt, will get you high so sm,oke it

 

make a gravity bong! w00t!

 

The crystals are basically the only reason why I'm not ditching it. It doesn't smell like dirt, it just has some clumps of dirt in it. I could probably time-consumingly pick out the bigger pieces of weed, but there are really ground up pieces of dirt mixed in with really ground up weed and crystals.

I'm sorta thinking of a way to vape it and hotboxing or something. I'd need a big vape. Sorta like the one at the weed convention in amsterdam, vaping a huge amount of weed for a huge crowd... did you all see that video? It was crazy, it was posted in these forums.

 

maybe you could make hash out of it somehow. I dunno if thats enough shake to get any decent amount of resin dust but then again ive never tried to make hash

 

this look like shit for brain. Shit for high.

Dont sell this no one wants this shit...

You could make some hash or some oil. Id suggest oil, i dont know if there is alot of crystals on this to make hash.

 

i would buy that in a second, though not for 50. ill take quantity over quality anyday.

 

you bought that bag for $25???? That could EASILY be a quarter in my town, if it wasnt dirt. that looks like a huge fuckin bag man. Do you usually pick up that much weed for so friggin cheap?

 

how much are mids in your town.

here mids are +-$25 a quater.

 

Well idk about about quarters of mids, but 8th's depending how good the mids are(seedy, non seedy) 25-35. The day I get a quarter for $25....i think id soil myself. Although, My town (drug dealers atleast) are all white scum poor kids who rip people off occasionally. So your lucky if you even get a straight bag.

 

Yes I do usually get this much... well, actually more, but whatever. This is not dirt weed... the SHAKE has dirt, yes, but it is not shwagity weed. These are some good mids that look, smell, taste and feel muuuch better than what can be perceived by a photo. I don't understand why people will automatically think shwag when they see more than 5 grams. What is it? jealousy? Hm, who cares, I'm the one that can get good shit for low and just prices.

 

mids are 30-45 a quarter here. i might pay 50 for that, it looks like more than a quarter to me just eyeballing, but if its not than i wouldnt. it looks like just ok mids..

 

Chill bro, i was talking about the mud or w/e you said was in the bag.

 

^ yeah... it's other ppl too though, like the other guy in the thread saying that dankity lump was mids. Whatever, free speech and whatnot

 

i don't care what you say........even schwag shouldn't have mud in it.......either way you got an OK deal for $25........i can tell that is more than a quarter just by eyeballing it...when you said, "I'm the one that can get good shit for low and just prices." I think you might have been outta line.........call me crazy but "good shit for a low and just price" should not have mud in it.....let alone the amount of stems you can obviously see in the pic. Stop trying to make that SCHWAG sound better than it is, there is no shame in buying shcwag. It gets ya high dont it????? But don't try to make it sound like something its not.

 

Ohh yea forgot to add the part about the seeds you can clearly see in the shake.......if there are that many seeds in the shake just think about the ones that are compacted in the buds.......definately cheap, dirty, brick weed.....AKA shitty shcwag. hahahaha on a side note.....i just noticed im too drunk to type SCHWAG right hahahahaha.

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Your Dealer gave you fucking DIRT
LMAO HAHAHHAHA
Ive never heard of that shit before
Put it back in the bag, and take out some of the nugs for you. Let your buyers taste mud and clumps of dirt.