Important Message for Illinois Residents

In Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.

It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Zion it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.




just thought you guys should know these important laws. and yes, they ARE laws, dont ignore them!!!

 

wow i never knew this stuff........so when are these ladies gonna start callin me master LMAO