ImFuzzyNuts - fundemental Christian in denial?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by soulrebel51, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    take a look at some of his threads that are on the first few pages..

    Top 10 Reasons That Beer is Better Than Jesus
    Sign the Petition to Ban Religion
    Religion Creates Psychosis
    God Hates Shrimp
    Is It Any Wonder People Like Fallwell and Robertson Exist?
    Who Would Jesus Want Assassinated?


    etc etc

    using common sense, you'd know that fundemental members of any religion constantly push their views onto others because they know that they are correct.
    using common sense again, you'd know that the people who hate homosexuals are the ones most unsure about their sexuality, and are most likely stuck in the closet, too afraid to admit their true feelings.. whenever confronted with the question "are you gay?" they get angry and fire back with what they think are "insults" ...

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  2. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    It's allright that you have attraction towards men. God made you feel this way. You shouldn't get angry with fuzzynutz else joking around about it. After all, his name does talk about something you love.
     
  3. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    that really sick thing is God made homos fully knowing they would go to Hell
     
  4. HippieLngstckng

    HippieLngstckng Bringer of DOOM!!!

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    *cracks up laughing, shakes her head, and walks out*

    Ya'll have fun... I'm just gonna sit back and watch this one. :D
     
  5. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Everybody goes to hell. Just part of growing up.
     
  6. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    yes, i love to play with fuzzy nuts... point?
     
  7. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    and then realizing something as essential as human sexuality was merely a fad? homosexuality is something less righteous than what god intended, but still just an after thought in the wonderous journey toward the glory that is the kingdom of god?'

    did i get it right?
     
  8. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    set, match made in heaven. When can you play with mine?
     
  9. HippieLngstckng

    HippieLngstckng Bringer of DOOM!!!

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    *drinks her beer deeply and sighs with pleasure, watching her friends go at it*


    Aaaah.... I love you guys. I just wanted you to know that. ;)
     
  10. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Hmm. I guess I shouldn't kiss his sister...
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    better than jerry springer in here...
     
  12. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    yeah but jerry springer sucked after watching it like 5 times
     
  13. HippieLngstckng

    HippieLngstckng Bringer of DOOM!!!

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    Yeah, you're right. It was the same old storylines with new trailer trash to make it exciting...

    Except for that one episode where the dude wanted to marry his horse.
    What kind of moron goes on national television to publicly admit that he has sex with livestock?

    Now, that was original. :rolleyes:
     
  14. thumontico

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    anyone remember that Pablo Fransisco joke?

    oh here's a knife, do something with that.

    and in the end we resort to family guy and realize the horse was actually a broom...
     
  15. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    OK... so... tell me again? Whose sister was doing it with the horse?
     
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