i'm.....

i want to screw my cousin's 30 year old wife....while i'm 14

i know....sick, but i can't really help it, she wears boob-showing shirts EVERY time i come over

peace out

 

sounds to me like she is totally into you

 

nahh....i think she does it all the time

 

*wears cleavage shirts all the time, that is

 

To me dude, you don't sound sick, just a 14 year old boy....

maybe she's just an older lady getting off on the fact that she can still turn on a 14 year old boy.

Take it as a complement but walk away and ignore her!! She sounds disgusting!!

 

Maybe she has no idea that a 14yr old boy has thoughts about her like that. It's not really what women go for. Besides, she's married to his cousin.

 

obviously a chick post......
why the fuck is she disgusting to you....
what...cause she wears booby shirts?....

no where does it say she is even aware that this kid is turned on...
kid says his aunt has nice tits and you say she sounds disgusting....

since when does wearing a top flattering to your cans qualify as disgusting........

dont make me come down there!

 

I do not see any problem with the original post what so ever...

 

I agree.

Also, there's nothing wrong with that at all. You're 14. I was turned on by older women at that age. Still am

 

should i act on it?

 

wait what

 

:rofl:

 

should i try and nail her?

 

For epic glory yes!

But i do not want to be that guy...
You know, the one who tells 14 year old's to bang their cousins wives...

 

haha, this is going to be the best week ever, i'm determined to smoke weed for the first time, egg alot of houses, and nail my cousin's wife!

 

Dont forget to take acid throughout all of this!

 

i don't have access to acid

 

And dude, in case it does not all go to plan, all though i am sure it will, remember it is better to fail miserably then to live with regret.

And if it comes to it, blunt objects/chloroform are your friends.

 

Duct tape and rope too

 

you guys are funny