.......so I'm coming to the UK!! I figure if I start swimming by wenesday then I should be there by early spring 2006. So whos got some floor space or an old car I can sleep in when I get there until I get my first paycheck? For that matter who knows where deserting Americans can find quick work?? Hoping for better days in the next four years, Sprout
But if you give him your floor you won't have anything to stand on ~ and that would mean you needing to learn to hover
Well if you don't mind sleeping in a terribly tiny and yucky dorm room, then please feel free... you can move in anyday.
Go to Cornwall, sleep on the beach, just generally have yr own Diet Florida full of smelly people with weird facial hair and smells.
Wow thanks for all the offers! I'm gonna practice by swimming the local lake and if I can do that then I'm almost certain I can cross the Atlantic. I mean, how much longer could it really be? What I really need is a flying carpet... I'll check E-bay.
No you dont need a flying carpet, make friends with two giant sea turtles, tell them of your Woes and they will offer to carry you aided by the safe keeping of Great Neptune God of the oceans Then when you get to Brighton ill give ya floor space and a sleeping bag (an a towel) ....... screw it ill kick out the right wing nazi of a house mate and you can have his room
Hehehe I got stuck with one guy whos not educated enough to know that gay people are STILL people and dont deserve to be stared at (brightons the wrong place for him!!) and one guy who when hes drunk likes to talk proudly about how he wants to stand at the coast and shoot the imigrants as the come across.... sprouts incredibly racists comment about and ignores the fact that i, Hemma (who is half indian), Katie and Alanna are all getting very upset... and when we say "but if you were in their position...." and both of them just say "oh dont get me started!!" *sigh*
That sounds terrible. The only weirdo I have is the Republican guy. And a few French girls who never speak English and never really leave their rooms.. *sigh* But the rest of the flatmates are lovely.
hehehe i cant beleive you live like five minuites from me and we STILL havent met grrrr THIS MUST BE CHANGED!
Mr. Sal poopoo I do not have facial hair apart from eye brows and eye lashes! As for the smell part.. for the first time ever i will admit i smell of poo.. Due to working as an aupair and having to clean a three year olds bum...not pleasant.. anyway i don thave facial hair!
Thats right!! The sea turtles owe me a favor for saving one of their seniors from a giant plastic six-pack ring. Great idea! Thanks Fleassy :H
I know, it's crazy! Anyhoo... give me a text when you have time and we can go for a coffee or something.
