I'm so lonely!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hippieguy699, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. Hippieguy699

    Hippieguy699 Member

    :( I'm a 13 year old straight guy from the UK and haven't had much luck finding love recently. I once went out with my true love (really she was and is my true love) but that ended a while ago, since then I have been looking for someone to share my views with and love, so far unsuccessfuly. If you are a babe who thinks they fit the bill let me know!!!!;)

    Love, Light and Peace!
  2. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    its hard for me to read a 13 talk about love and true love like they know its meaning
  3. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    I’m sure that you'll hook up with your soulmate soon - making whiny, desperate pleas of loneliness on internet message boards is the best way to meet women.
  4. Hippieguy699

    Hippieguy699 Member

    Do you think there's any chance I might get a posotive reply!? Although I must say as a cynic myself very nice comment mate!
  5. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    You should PM some folks in the UK forum, they seem to meet up regularly. The moderator Sal is a nice guy; even though he is a homosexual, he may be able to introduce you to some of his lady friends. I think that they all meet at the Glastonbury Festival at the end of this month – you can even drink some Holy Grail water if you go there **Bonus!**
  6. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    i didnt mean to sound negative buddy. its just as being near 30, i know things that i thought i knew then.

    good luck
  7. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    I have good news for you.

    In another 13 years you shall meet the girl of your dreams.

    Unfortunately she'll be married.


    She will divorce in the next 13 years.

    You will then marry at the ripe age of 39 and be happy for the remainder of your natural life.

    PLEASE, don't ask me how long that will be.
  8. Spinner

    Spinner Member

    Well so am I.
  9. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Well, I haven't had sex since 2000 years.

    Holy shit!

    That's quite a while you knoweth.

    I've got so much sperm repression that my back is infected by that stuff.

    Do you hear me making thread every seconds bothering people about it?

    So, take your Lord's example.

    Today, for you only, permission to masturbate.
  10. velvet

    velvet Banned

    Never thought I would say this, let alone post it somewhere on the internet: I love you God.. hehehe..
  11. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Your sins are all forgiven.

    No kiddin'.

    Your chart is now clean.


    I know that you've using that crack on the sofa between the cushions to zig.

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