I'm so bored and lonely.

I am sitting in an empty house. I have my laptop, my bed, a box of my stuff, and a snake.

It's so lonely and quiet. All I hear is the wind outside. I want Bryan to come home already. It's three a.m. damn it.

Hmmmmmm.....

I've colored, crocheted, latch hooked, played games on the net, browsed some forums...I am running out of things to do.

 

I know the feeling

 

Lets be lonely together then.

 

You should have taped Raw, and watched it now.

 

I use to do that. If I would have went to the gym tonight, I would have taped it

 

I watched parts of Raw at my friends house. I had to see my Edge.

 

Randy has been boring me lately

 

Glad to see he made your sig. I was a bit worried you might have fallen out of love with him. I figure you'll be watching the next pay per view since Edge will be one of six in the title match.

 

Oh you can't say that about Randy Orton, he's great.

 

I think they need to work in a story line where Randy develops a love for fat girls. Then I could make my introduction onto Raw.

 

I'm an Edgeaholic...I can't fall out of love with him until I attend EAA.

 

I want to be a ho too. Maybe he can have the dysfunctional ho train?

I want to be the crack whore hooker!

 

Awww...don't be so negative...none of that...

 

Let's all welcome daphney into our group...Hi daphney...Let's all give her a hug. Has it been at least 10 minutes since you last thought about Edge?

 

No...

*walks out door*

 

hahaha...what would you do if he cut his hair? Would that help with the problem?

 

I'd find where he got it cut and put the remains in my collection then follow him to his hotel and glue each strand on one by one while he's sleeping...

I mean, no it wouldn't bother me...it's just hair.

 

Here's something to amuse you...



Minnesota Laws


Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

 

hehe

 

bored? then masturbate! thats what my grandma always says