I'm Sick!

Ok so I have this really bad head cold. No big deal right? Wrong!

Tomorrow I'm going to this party, an EPIC party because theres these two girl who are friends and wanting to hook up with me.. Yes at the same time. And I'm all Icky!

I mean COME ON! Give me a break!

Anyway who has some remedies that might make me feel better? (I have no weed atm )

 

do some E.

one time i felt really sick but then i took 2 dre's and i felt better than perfect

 

Ah. I don't really do anything other than weed, I don't really have opportunities lol.

My friend said we could have a bath together. Shes pretty cool! But I don't know if hot water would make it better or worse.

I sound like a real man whore today ! I'm not just happen to be very casual with my friends lol.

 

You'll probably start having a really good time when your out and then forget your sick, it happens to me all the time.

 

take some sudafed

 

Sure hope so I think I caught it off them last week anyway so it might be a big sneezing nose blowing threesome.

^ EW

 

I don't have any. I might go raid my friends medicine cabinets. Cos I'm too broke to buy any right now!

 

make sure its the kind with actual sudaphedrine otherwise it wont help much

 

Hehe They make me REALLY dopey. Excellent. Thanks guys!

 

sorry man

 

Obviously you should tell the ladies you are ill. They will then come take care of you and epicness will ensue

 

or theyll say EWWWeWEWWeeweWEWwweWweWeWWEWwweee

 

yah, ask them if they'd like to play doctor.

and tea works really well. (1 bay leaf broken into big pieces in a cup of tea, DONT leave the pieces in there, if you swallow them they could slice your throat, and then you would be in the hospital, not at the epic party) i drink mine in chamomile. do not use within 2 hours of needing to be presentable. it will almost certainly give you a runny nose, but it breaks up that congestion really well.
I am not a doctor, but this is my all time favorite home remedy (my second favorite is candied ginger for an upset tummy)

 

put some vix under your nose and use some cough medicine.
they don't need to know.

 

Aww thanks! Really appreciated Not sure if I have bay leaves tho... However I think they would run away saying Eww like Eskimo said rather than play doctor. However, I think Ill get a few joints off my friend and see how things go Other than that Ill chill out and get people to scratch my back. I LOVE that

 

Lol I could see myself not being able to breathe through my nose. Though. One hell of a way to go!

 

eh, you don't need to smell nothin'!

 

drink a bottle of robotussin.. not only will it kill your cold.. it'll make ya trip

 

Lol I was thinking more of death by suffocation with two girls... If that happened I would want it on a tombstone! And joker that might not be a bad idea... A tripping sneeze would be epic!

 

VITAMIN C!!!! Flood your body with it! Take as much as you want, just take ALOT of it, the chew tabs taste delicious too! And drink a lot a lot a lot of water!!!!!! I never ever get sick (knock on wood) and I attribute it to water and vitamin c!