I'm sick, but I'm also really high

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    it's a strange feeling

    the only thing thats gonna make me feel better I think is alcohol

    I hate colds
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    'Alcohol is the mother of all evils and it is the most shameful of evils.'

    Muhammad (peace be upon him) said so, so it must be true. Go drink tea.
  3. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    tea doesn't do the things that cheap beer and wine do

    I'll be so drunk I won't remember I'm sick
  5. nesta

    nesta Banned

    coca tea+ginseng+1/2 pint to a pint of liquor

    should do the trick
  6. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    sorry to hear you're sick, Ganja. :(
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    not only am I sick, but my wife yelled at me last night

    for no reason

    now you can really feel sorry for me
  8. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    I hate being yelled at, I get angry.
    I think the best cold remedy is beer, weed, music and pretty colors... Do that for a week and you will forget you were ever sick.
  9. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    no not really. you probably deserved it.
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I don't think so

    thats why I hit her with an empty beer bottle.

    fucking bitch won't scream at me again when i'm trying to sleep
  11. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    uh... will she breathe again though? :eek:
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    oh yeah, once I take the plastic bag off her head

    gotta teach her a lesson..... :cool:
  13. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    You hit your wife? If your serious then not cool man.
  14. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    My kids all have colds. In fact, two of them (the boys) are home from school with me today because they both spiked a fever. The school nurse actually called me yesterday because my oldest came down to the office with a 102.3 temp. This morning, my younger son started with a low-grade one, so I kept them both home. They're playing with Legos together and oh my goodness, they're not bickering! They're actually playing quietly and not trying to wrestle one another all over the floor! That's one positive thing about them being under the weather, they will actually play without roughhousing. ;)
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    My wife and son already had this last week. Its the one good thing about being laid off this year, this is the only time he's been sick so far. No day care, no diseases.
  17. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I had a cold earlier this week, my husband still has one, and my daughter has been fighting one for a week, but without a fever. At least yet.

    My kids all go to the elementary school and it seems like almost everybody is sick there right now. Before my kids went to school, they were rarely ever sick because they were always home with me, no daycare or anything either.
  18. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I'd love to just keep things this way and home school when the time comes. But thats 3 years off, and who knows what state this country will be in that amount of time.
  19. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    Not cool, my dad cam home and beat the shit out of me and my mom. I don't find it funny at all.
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    oh boo hoo


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